Today on Ben Kissel Politics, it’s a fever dream of geopolitical denial and scripted entrances.

First, Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu takes a bold stand… against reality. He claims there’s no starvation happening in Gaza, despite footage, aid organizations, and common sense saying otherwise. Who needs facts when you’ve got a podium and a straight face?

Meanwhile, in the weirdest crossover since The Jetsons Meet The Flintstones, Triple H shows up at the White House—presumably to cut a promo on foreign policy. Because nothing says diplomacy like someone yelling “Are you ready?!” into a government microphone.

💸 And then there’s Linda McMahon, delivering a devastating heel turn by announcing that student loans will NOT be forgiven. That’s right, folks—Linda just hit the American youth with a steel chair of economic despair.

It’s politics, it’s wrestling, it’s denial, and it’s debt. Basically, the entire human experience—just with more entrance music.