Today on Ben Kissel Politics, we cover the news cycle’s perfect trifecta of absurdity.

🎤 Alabama Governor Kay Ivey gave a press conference that went off script—thanks to a rogue burp into the microphone. Call it southern charm, call it indigestion, call it the most relatable thing a politician has done all year.

🇺🇸 Meanwhile, Donald Trump is promising that burning an American flag will mean a mandatory one-year prison sentence. Because nothing says freedom quite like locking someone up for using it.

💻 And across the country, data centers keep multiplying like political scandals—draining power, eating resources, and making neighbors wonder if cloud computing is really worth the blackout risk.

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Today on Ben Kissel Politics, we’re paying the real price for progress.

🌍 First, we dive into the climate toll of artificial intelligence—because every chatbot answer and AI-generated cat meme comes with a carbon footprint big enough to stomp a glacier.

🎖️ Meanwhile, in North Korea, Kim Jong Un has actually admitted his soldiers have lost battles. That’s right—the world’s most denial-prone dictator let the mask slip. (Somewhere a propaganda writer is being reassigned to “forever nap duty.”)

📸 And finally, Donald Trump is showing off a photo of himself with Vladimir Putin, as if it’s senior prom all over again. It’s the kind of flex that makes you wonder if his campaign strategy is just running on nostalgia and glossy prints.

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Today on Ben Kissel Politics, the news cycle serves up a platter that’s equal parts salty and surreal.

🦪 In Maine, oyster farmer Graham Platner trades his shucking knife for a campaign slogan, proving that politics really is about who can open the toughest shells.

Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton shocked plenty of people by conceding that Donald Trump actually had some good ideas on foreign policy. We dig into whether this is honesty, strategy, or just 2024’s weirdest plot twist.

🏛️ And in California, Gavin Newsom is backtracking on the trans athlete debate as he positions himself for a White House run. Turns out, flip-flopping isn’t just an Olympic sport—it’s a campaign strategy.

It’s grassroots grit, bipartisan eyebrow-raisers, and presidential gymnastics—all in one episode.

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In this episode of Ben Kissel Politics, we explore the strange similarities between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump when they talk about immigration—proof that sometimes the political spectrum is just a circle. We also hear from cultural heavyweights George Carlin, Noam Chomsky, and Frank Zappa on why trusting those in power is a dangerous habit. And in the middle of all that cynicism, we talk about how to stay positive when America feels like it’s running on chaos, caffeine, and campaign slogans.

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Today on Ben Kissel Politics, we take a stroll—literally—into some of the weirdest and most troubling policy moves of the week.

🇨🇳 First up: In China, AI is now being used to classify people as criminals for walking down the “wrong” sidewalk. Yes, apparently your Fitbit route could land you on a watchlist. Big Brother has gone full neighborhood watch… with facial recognition.

🌿 Back home, the U.S. is keeping marijuana classified the same as steroids and codeine—because nothing says “modern drug policy” like pretending a joint is the same as a syringe full of HGH.

🏛️ And finally, Jeanine Pirro and Donald Trump are calling for the National Guard to “eradicate” lawlessness and homelessness in Washington, D.C. Because when you have no housing plan, a Humvee is apparently the next best thing.

It’s surveillance, over-classification, and political overcompensation—wrapped in one episode. Come for the policy talk, stay for the mental image of Jeanine Pirro barking orders in camouflage.

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Today on Ben Kissel Politics, the headlines read like a political Mad Lib gone wrong.

📰 First up, Donald Trump addresses the ever-growing Epstein conspiracy theories — and calls them “bullshit.” Which is fascinating, considering some of his previous connections and photo ops. (We’ll let you decide whether this is honesty, damage control, or just the world’s weirdest branding exercise.)

🏦 Then we get into the debanking of politically exposed persons — when banks decide you’re too risky to have an account because your name keeps showing up in scandal stories. Apparently, financial institutions have higher moral standards than some elected officials.

⚖️ Speaking of which — a politician just passed a bill to lessen penalties for 18-year-olds who rape children. Yep. That’s not satire. That’s not hyperbole. That’s an actual, real-life legislative decision someone thought was a good look.

It’s denial, financial exile, and legal decline — all in one episode.

Buckle up, because this political circus just replaced the elephants with flaming dumpsters.

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Today on Ben Kissel Politics, we take you on a journey through America's weirdest political decisions, starting with… Kristi Noem, who’s back in the news and somehow still doing everything except helping her constituents.

🐊 Meanwhile in Florida (obviously), prison officials are greenlighting what we’re calling “Alligator Alcatraz” — a massive new facility in the swamps, because apparently incarceration isn’t cruel enough without reptiles.

🚨 And in Texas, Democrats stage a walkout to break quorum over a proposed racially biased redistricting map. Nothing like voting rights theater to remind us we’re still living in a political reality show—but with fewer coherent plot lines and more sunscreen.

It’s one part satire, one part outrage, and all parts “wait, that’s real?”

Tune in for political chaos, swamp creatures, and the kind of leadership decisions that make you say, “You know what? Maybe the alligators should vote.”

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Today on Ben Kissel Politics, it’s a fever dream of geopolitical denial and scripted entrances.

First, Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu takes a bold stand… against reality. He claims there’s no starvation happening in Gaza, despite footage, aid organizations, and common sense saying otherwise. Who needs facts when you’ve got a podium and a straight face?

Meanwhile, in the weirdest crossover since The Jetsons Meet The Flintstones, Triple H shows up at the White House—presumably to cut a promo on foreign policy. Because nothing says diplomacy like someone yelling “Are you ready?!” into a government microphone.

💸 And then there’s Linda McMahon, delivering a devastating heel turn by announcing that student loans will NOT be forgiven. That’s right, folks—Linda just hit the American youth with a steel chair of economic despair.

It’s politics, it’s wrestling, it’s denial, and it’s debt. Basically, the entire human experience—just with more entrance music.

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In this jam-packed episode of Ben Kissel Politics, we redraw the lines—political and moral.

🗺️ First up, we dive into voter redistricting. Because what better way to honor democracy than by carving up neighborhoods like a gerrymandered pizza?

💸 Then, the money trail leads somewhere... uncomfortable. Apparently, Trump made 4,700 wire transfers to none other than Jeffrey Epstein. That’s not a typo—that’s a Venmo addiction with a felony twist.

🤝 Meanwhile, the U.S. and EU are trying to play nice with a shiny new trade deal. Will it solve global economic woes? Probably not. But it’ll look great in a campaign ad.

🙏 And finally, a devoutly "pro-life" politician is caught funding three abortions—all outside his marriage. Because nothing says Christian values like outsourcing morality and dodging paternity.

If you're looking for a podcast that mixes political chaos with moral collapse and just enough trade jargon to keep your dad awake—this is it.

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Today on Ben Kissel Politics, it’s a fever dream of geopolitical denial and scripted entrances.

First, Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu takes a bold stand… against reality. He claims there’s no starvation happening in Gaza, despite footage, aid organizations, and common sense saying otherwise. Who needs facts when you’ve got a podium and a straight face?

Meanwhile, in the weirdest crossover since The Jetsons Meet The Flintstones, Triple H shows up at the White House—presumably to cut a promo on foreign policy. Because nothing says diplomacy like someone yelling “Are you ready?!” into a government microphone.

💸 And then there’s Linda McMahon, delivering a devastating heel turn by announcing that student loans will NOT be forgiven. That’s right, folks—Linda just hit the American youth with a steel chair of economic despair.

It’s politics, it’s wrestling, it’s denial, and it’s debt. Basically, the entire human experience—just with more entrance music.