This week on 'Who's The Bitch', our resident Gossip Goddess Kara has returned to the land of the living! Just in time to cash in that Class Pass trial before it expires, while our Sassy Siren Jackie is slowly turning into a silver fox (eyebrows and all).  

This past weekend was the BitchFest know as The Grammy Awards and we're all still waiting for that Bianca Censori interview to let us know she isn't blinking morse code for 'HELP ME', everyone's alleging that Kacey Musgraves had stankface when she lost to Beyoncé (congrats!), and Billie Eilish's brother had to issue a statement to fans TO LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE (Jackie hopes TS will do the same to her fans), and everyone can agree Doechii was an absolute highlight. FINALLY, Kara has a controversial opinion on the even more controversial Emilia Pérez (that she formed BEFORE knowing how incredibly racist the lead actor is WHOMP WHOMP)  

Our first email is from Steven (from the bathroom!) giving an update on his coworker who kept coming in later and later, even after they changed the schedule FOR HER. And on this note, WE WANT UR UPDATES!!!

Our first caller (25) was talking to their mid-40's coworker about generations and after she talked about a shitty professor making a BIIIIG dumb speech during the caller's presentation about how younger people no longer have the same work ethic, the coworker agreed with the professor. Now, our caller knows they're not THE BITCH, but how the hell do they respond without being THE ASSHOLE?

Our last emailer was trapped next to an absolute demon on an overnight flight to/from Hawaii for their honeymoon this past October (CONGRATS!!!) in what sounds like the 3rd layer of a Personal Hell. 

Our last voicemail is from a caller who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for wanting their rich sister to come visit them at their home instead of just having them out to visit.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV! JOIN US FEBRUARY 10TH FOR THE NEXT ONE!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week on 'Who's the Bitch', Kara got the 'Rona despite getting the vax, but the recovery was much faster SO GET YOUR VACCINES PEOPLE. Jackie talks about Geoff's recent Tetanus shot, and Kara reveals that Covid gave her time to get into "The Traitors" at the same time as Jackie! Plus Kara stakes her claim to the idea for "Dungeons and Drag Queens" years before the current series (DRAMA).

Our first emailer wants to know which sign of the zodiac is THE BITCH, and everyone's lookin' at you Sagittarius!

The second emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for calling out their father in law for repeatedly (exhaustingly) wasting servers' time by asking for recommendations only to order fish/chicken and vegetables every.single.time. Or is their father in law THE BITCH for literally wasting time, OR is their HUSBAND THE TRUE BITCH for not letting them be meaner to his dad!

Our third emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for telling randos that asked about their (estranged) mother that she was DEAD, and now that they know the story isn't true it's still their story and they're stickin' to it.

Our final caller this week wants to know WHO'S THE BITCH when it comes to their time thief coworker literally being given special treatment and they're STILL not making it in on time to relieve them!

Our last submitter has a more "Will I BE THE BITCH" because they haven't done anything yet, but they're wanting to address their friend who's wearing eeeeveryone out with the political takes.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV! Returning February 10th with a much less stuffy Kara

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week on Who's The Bitch, Jackie and Kara talk 'bout the evil enchantress that is Reality TV, including (the now supposedly sludge free) 90 Day The Other Way and Real Housewives of SLC, NJ, and NYC! As well as a discussion on the bitchiness of plastic surgeons.

Our first email comes in from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for outing their coworker as neurodivergent to a supervisor to save their coworkers job, despite being asked not to tell.

This weeks first, and only, voicemail comes in from a Jon Benet truther-listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for becoming more and more cranky at the movie going populace

This week's second email comes from a listener feuding with their mother due to them going topless in their parents' secluded home in the summer heat, after they had top surgery due to cancer.  As it turns out, it's due to the fathers angst at remembering what his child, as well as his wife went through.

Our final email this week comes from a listener who is left asking if they're THE BITCH after having to ask a friend who kept bailing on things last minute to step down as a bridesmaid.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week on Who's The Bitch, Los Angeles is still burning and they're discovering arsonist after arsonist, but Women Owned BuzzBallz still grace the corners of our rooms. If you're looking to help out during this time, please consider antirecidivism.org/  this organization is raising money for the incarcerated prisoners that are fighting the LA fires and 100% of the donations go directly to them when you write 'firefighter fund' on your donation! Jackie announces she's trying to be 25% more Bitch in 2025 plus Kara and Jackie quickly review their Chinese zodiac animals.

This weeks first caller is the FIRST CALL FROM AUSTRALIA, THE ISLE OF BLUEY, and wants to know if they're THE BITCH for being upset that the friend who offered to pay for lodging after a Paramore concert (a ONE BED ROOM) brought a local hookup back to said ONE BED ROOM to fuck ON THE FLOOR OF THE ONE BED ROOM instead of just going back to the locals place to blast one out, and mid-call Jackie and Kara confirm that Holden is ALWAYS THE BITCH.

Our second caller asks the classic question of "Is my boyfriend THE BITCH" after he left piles of trash in her apartment and also slept in her bed while soaking wet with pool water during the two weeks he should have been house sitting and watching her cat.

The third caller this week is a self aware bitch who's call takes many a twist and turn in a story filled with affairs, a stalkery Facebook group (complete with threats) including peeing in his gas tank, and a court case ending in a recently renewed restraining order.

This week's fourth caller wonders if they are the bitch for never telling their best friend that it bothered them that in college they had their disposable razor used by said friend to shave an otter for the taxidermy she was somehow doing in the communal shower.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week's Who's the Bitch has got Jackie revealing she probably won't watch the new Kathy Bates "Matlock" but Kara said it might be a great show for a plane ride! Kara plays this week's glorious first call, then Jackie and Kara chat about this year's Golden Globes and how LA gets screwed every NYE when it comes to the ball drop.

Our second call comes in from a listener who previously had emailed in about wedding drama with her sister. The drama just keeps going as the sister is demanding a large wedding so she can be a Maid of Honor, as well as having plans to announce her current pregnancy during the bridal lunch, and our caller wants to know if she's THE BITCH for thinking this is a lot of attention seeking behavior.

This week's third caller Cara with a C, is calling in because they want to know if they're THE BITCH for being annoyed by an exuberant spin class neighbor.

The fourth, and final caller, wants to know if they're THE BITCH for asking their husband to open the house windows after the husband's best friend, that had been staying with them, decided to make stank salmon and broccoli most foul that made the pregnant (at the time) caller EXTREMELY nauseous.

Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for looking for their husbands paternal grandfather against the adopted fathers wishes, and now that she's narrowed it down and has her suspicions, should she say anything or just let it go with all the complicated threads of the story?

This week's second, and last, emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH for not wanting to go (on their birthday no less) find their friends Nintendo Switch that they LEFT BEHIND AT THE AIRPORT?!

DON'T MISS the first livestream of the year taking place on January, 13th at 6pm PST/9pm EST

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This end of year WHO'S THE BITCH has got Jackie and Kara reflecting on holidays past including Kara eating some mushroom chocolate and having vivid hallucinations of her children storming into the bedroom at night, and Jackie's romantic at home Covid Christmas with Geoff last year.  Kara and Jackie talk about the crushing weight of new year's resolutions and then get into your calls and messages!

Our first caller this episode wants to know if they're THE BITCH for not wanting their mom to write about their childhood in the memoir that they're currently writing.

Our first emailer wants to know if they're THE BITCH in a situation where their friends boyfriend acts cold and distant during the planning of a trip and also now hates Canada????

The final email comes in from a listener who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for leaving their POS boyfriend and (rightfully) taking their cat with them.

AAANNNND DON'T MISS the first livestream of the year taking place on January 13th!

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV returns on January 13th!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

It's the season of bitches, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Kwanza (or whatever you may or may not celebrate!) Gather yer favorite bitches and hear tell as Kara gives us her loose traditions that include weaponizing santa (AS GOD INTENDED!) plus experiencing the Christian bible for the first time as an adult, while Jackie regals one and all with Linda LA adventures that have Jackie advising for an afternoon holiday walk on Christmas! Not to mention all the many coping mechanisms of the holidays, Jackie's BADvent Gilmore Girl's calendar, Elf on the Shelf being a creeptastic monstrosity, Jackie went (chest)nuts last year, but this year she's havin' an ire holiday and that means NO TEARS, ONLY MIMOSAS (per Kara's suggestion), and they both remember the true reason for the season; MARIAH!

Our first caller claims they're THE BITCH, but they wanna know how much of one for not wanting to travel and spend their holidays with their extremely rude and incredibly mean in-laws in Ohio. YUCK.

Our first emailer wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for amending their leave policy at work after they get back from maternity leave because an employee requested full weeks off for every single holiday 3 day weekend without even talking to anyone in a team of just 5, AND the caller is going to be dropping some hours for maternity leave in the new year!

Caller #2 wants to know if they/their friend group are THE BITCHEZ for icing out the wife of their longtime friend (who also used to be their friend) for her abusive cheating ways after a poorly planned Florida trip implodes.

Our last email is a low stakes Who's the Bitch? (per their words) as they want to know if she's DA BITCH for finding it highly annoying the father of their daughters classmate keeps forgetting they've met before and introducing themselves, while recognizing their daughter and husband EVERY.TIME. and keeps mistaking her for her 70 YEAR OLD MOTHER!?!?

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV returns on January 13th!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

In this pre-Xmas prep WTB, #1 Puker Jackie Zebrowski reports back her experience at this year's Spotify Wrapped party, and Kara tells tale of corporate Xmas parties past.

This week's first call is an update on the gift givin' bitch question from ep. 10!

Our second call gets a brief breakdown from Kara as it's THICC; the caller wants to know if she's THE BITCH for being upset that her boyfriend let an 18 year old who works for him sleep on the couch when he was feeling sick (without warning), and our final call is coming from THE OTHER SIDE!?!

Next, an email from a listener who wants to know if they are THE BEYOCH for wanting more attention for their birthday, since everyone in their life just tosses it in with Christmas.

Then an email comes in from a listener who wants to know if she's THE BITCH for the issues she's havin' with her brother and sister-in-law.

The final email comes in from a fan who wants to know if they were THE BITCH for expecting a friend to stay by their side while they were in an affair with a married man.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week Kara and Jackie slam some Ballz to the back of their throat and talk about the fall of Luigi Mangione before it's time for some Daddy Drama as multiple listeners call in with tales of male boomers GONE MAD (and one sister)!

A call comes in from a fan who wants to know who's THE BITCH in a situation involving their family being shady as hell about Holiday family drama and then getting upset at the caller for not understanding what's going on, once more proving that boomers truly are the most dramatic generation.

Another call comes in from Kara2 with a bit of an update when it comes to her relationship with her birth family.  

The next caller is trapped in the middle of a tuition scandal of their own as their sister is demanding retribution (in monthly payments) for a bill owed to the school and moms got receipts sis ain't got.

Kerry calls in with some good ole fashioned Holiday dad issues but this time with weaponized therapy speak!

This week's final caller has a tale of bowel burdens that they've found was caused by a careless roommate who thinks celiac disease is just a tummy ache and contaminated their meal prep containers. 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPN

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Up top on this Who's the Bitch?, Kara and Jackie talk 'bout the pressures of the Holiday season including Jackie's metamorphosis into Linda last year, and Kara gets into the finer details of when it's okay to just give a gift card. Finally, Kara and Jackie have a brief chat about the cinematic mästerverk "Hot Frosty" and Hallmarkcore movies as a whole.

This week's first caller is from someone who feels like a big ole' grinch for not wanting to give gifts at events like weddings, showers (bridal and baby) and other forced gift gatherings. 

A call that far too many people will sadly relate to comes in from our second caller, who wants to know if she's the BITCH-y sister for offering her home to her niece for Thanksgiving after the niece was uninvited by her own mother due to political differences, and it just evolved into a full familial dumpster fire.

The third, and final, caller wants to know if she's THE BITCH for turning down her best friend when they were drunk and trying to kiss her, then she told them nothing happened after the friend sobered up. Their friendship dissolved, but now the caller wants to reconnect and can't find them.
 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?