Jackie and Kara are back again! And in this edition of 'Who's The Bitch?', Kara has come to a realization that has shaken her to her core... BuzzBallz spells 'Ballz' with a 'Z', SPOILER FREE WHITE LOTUS TALK, and 'Black Mirror' and 'Hacks' are returning, but 'Black Mirror' just kinda feels like the news at this point with Katy Perry going to Space and war plans being laid out on an opensource messaging service.

This week's first caller came prepared with BULLET POINTS about the many bitches they've been dealing with, including a brief explanation of 'Barrier Bitches' then a very recently ex-friend who they gave a chance when no one else would and BOY WAS THAT A MISTAKE, now they wanna know if they should make a post letting everyone know that unfortunately life isn't a teen sitcom, and sometimes the person no one likes is normally unliked for a VERY good reason.

Our second call comes in from a velvety, mystery voice who tells of the time she was staying at an Air BnB within walking distance of the new, much more reasonably priced flat she was moving into after ending her long-term relationship. She made it in late to the Air BnB, and got a message from the owner telling her that since she got in so late, he had a free pizza for her at the shop across the street. The pizza shop dude indeed knew the Air BnB host, and it just gets weirder and darker from there.

The third caller of the week is 5 weeks postpartum from birthing her FOURTH BOY CHILD and just wants someone to clean her toilets for her, but instead her mom gave her the job of ensuring dinner was ready for the family dinner said mother also invited herself to AT the daughters house. They throw it to the chat for a BITCHOMETER reading on that momma!

Our last caller has a self proclaimed low stakes bitchuation involving their small business lovin' boyfriend ONLY wanting to get sushi from the mom and pop place he knows the owners personally of, but the caller wants to S T O P and it turns out they had gotten food poisoning from this same location years ago before even meeting their boyfriend.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestream returning on April 21st on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

On this episode of 'Who's the Bitch?', chitchat up top that has Jackie convinced she should rewind time to watch 'Sons of Anarchy', Jackie has a no bitch story of Millie Bobby Brown talking in interviews about her husband Jake Bongiovi offering to take her to Prada when she was wanting to go to Target for socks, Tori Spelling should drink some water, and society is being a bitch to Benny Blanco because he's 'too ugly' for Selena Gomez.

Our first emailer thinks they're THE BITCH in this low stakes 'sitch, but they don't care, as they refuse to reply to their lateral colleague when they use too many punctuations..................................................

Our first caller wants to know if they're THE BITCH for putting their foot down when their friend waited 'til the very last minute to ask the caller to throw a party AND invite their friends and family to buy things from asking friend so they could afford to go to another friends wedding hours away!

Our second emailer wants to know some ways to get back at their male coworkers using the ONLY handicap stall at work as their personal shitter palace.

This weeks second, and final, caller wants to know if they're overreacting to their husband making them audition and do a CALLBACK for a role that's essentially the caller.

The last emailer of the week wants to know if they're THE BITCH for not saying 'I love you' back because they're not officially the emailers boyfriend?

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestream returning on April 7th on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week on 'Who's The Bitch?' we start out with an apology from a listener who sent a mean email to Jackie for her new Snackies segment over on Page 7 because they got misophonia and Kara AGREES WITH THEM! Well, at least on movin' that chompin' and slurpin' to the end of the episode.

Then we get right into the first caller who wants to know if they're THE BITCH because they rented a very nice camping site, but upon arrival a family had taken root there already and claimed THEY had rented the spot. The caller addressed them with RECEIPTS, the family DOUBLED DOWN and PRETENDED to search for a confirmation email before finally giving up. And then it gets even weirder as the family started listening to LPOTL as they were HEADING HOME FOR THE NIGHT!?

Our second caller is taking us on a bitch warp back to 2016 when the caller was part of their cousins wedding party, and their cousin let their fiancé demand that the trans (but not yet on testosterone) caller wear a dress because he wanted things to be 'traditional' for his  family. So, they only showed up for the after party and hasn't spoken to the cousin since. Now their uncle has been diagnosed with cancer and given not long to live. After reaching out to all of the cousins siblings, they now feel like THE BITCH and need to know...what do they do now?

Our third caller unfortunately has an issue similar to our previous caller, but for their friend so they already know they're not THE BITCH. They have a wedding coming up and plan to wear a pants suit to it and told a group wedding chat, where they learned one of the bridesmaids was told by the bride they'd prefer them to wear a dress even tho it made the bridesmaid incredibly uncomfortable. 

Our fourth caller rented their basement to friends for a year a half before getting annoyed by their lack of care for their dog that resulted in them having to pick up the slack, then another friend asked if their 20 something son could live with them and so they moved in with their boyfriend who lives behind their house and let the 20 something move into their room. Now the friends in the basement are angry because they don't know the dude. The friends have since moved out, but it appears their friendship is irreparable. WHO's the bitch in this?

Our fifth caller wants to know if they’re THE BITCH for standing their ground with their boss when it comes to working/being on call for UNPAID weekends.

Our sixth caller is a return caller from a previous livestream, and they've got an UPDATE! They had called about having a mother who wanted to completely rewrite the history of said callers coming out, making it seem like no one was shocked or upset, all so she could get the caller to come out to their father.

Our seventh caller is being creeped on by their much older coworkers' brother, including him showing up and making disgusting comments during the caller's mother's YARD SALE, and can't bring it up to said older coworker because she just won't understand.

Our eight caller has a vvv low stakes 'Who's The Bitch?' involving bringing a BOY CAT into the GIRLS CLUB, but I think we can all agree Miso did nothing wrong, and Jackie uses this time to push her Cats (the movie) based cult.

Our ninth, AND LAST, caller has been having a hard time with a family that just does not know how to help them when it comes to the current mental health situation they're stuck in, and they want to know if they're being THE BITCH or if that falls upon their families' shoulders?

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestream returning on April 7th on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week on Who's The Bitch?, Jackie and Kara open it up with some TRAITORS talk, Kara gets poo craved,  Sam Asghari's obsession with body count, and then it's on to your calls and emails!

The first email this week is a potential QUAD BITCHER involving two married couples and a drunken wife make out session that the husband who found out about it was NOT okay with. Now the emailer is left to wonder who among the four of them carries the most bitch burden.

A voicemail comes in from a good samaritan who drove two random college students to their dorm, but made sure to let them know what a bad idea it was and how badly it could have ended. They wanna know if they're THE BITCH for Large Marge-ing them?

This week's second email comes in from a wife who recently found out her husband of 18 years has been spankin' it in bed every night to help himself sleep after his wife goes to sleep and despite asking him to stop, there he goes goonin' again.

In another email, a fan reaches out about a friend of hers always making a big deal out of their own birthday, and expected $50 to attend her most recent birthday party at a brewery, despite the fact that she never does much for the writer on their, very close birthday.

This week's final call comes in from a listener who wants to know Who's THE BITCH after snapping at friends claiming all but the room they couldn't stay in easily with their large dog as a "joke" while they were running late to check in for a group vacation. 

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestream returning on March 24th on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

Have you missed us bitchin'? 'Cause we've missed bitchin' with you! Jackie comin' in hawt with the newest flavor of Berry Cherry LIMEADE as her and Kara keep the WOMAN OWNED BUZZBALLZ flowin'!

The first caller of the week is the lead toddler teacher for tiny humans and they're having issues with their two assistant teachers undermining them and just making plans for their classroom without consulting them. They've reported it to the director, without any changes, and now they wanna know WHO'S THE BITCH?

This week's second caller finally came out to their homophobic mother in the heat of the moment, much to mom's shock. Now, after years of 'Modern Family' reruns, she's come around and expects our caller to come out to their dad!? As if all the homophobic comments (not directed at the caller) over the years never happened, INCLUDING mom's own meltdown over their coming out years ago. So, they wanna know, are they THE BITCH for expecting some goddamn accountability up in here?

Our third caller has been having ongoing issues with their brother-in-law dropping the "sorry guys, I'm broke" right before the bar tab arrives (plus MORE) and they need to know, WHO'S THE BITCH?!

Our fourth, and last caller, knows they're not THE BITCH, but boy do they have a story that has become bitch-lore amongst their friend group with a bonus bitchy nature story from long beach!

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week on Who's The Bitch? Kara and Jackie get into Kara's son living his best life, what month is the bitchiest, and Jackie recounts a final round of laundry in NYC surrounded by vomit soaked Santa's! Then they get into your calls and messages.

This week's first caller thinks they are THE BITCH after noticing his current partner had quite a few select photos of her ex on her phone, and after knowingly violating her privacy and deleting them from her phone is left wondering 'where to go now?'

Our second voicemail this episode is from a woman facing an urgent ticking clock on being able to have children, and they would like to be married before getting preggers, but her significant other keeps dragging his feet on the proposal despite it being down to the wire for her cancer surgery date that will likely end her ability to have children.

An email comes in from a listener who tells the tale of a friendship possibly ruined amidst a move because of a joke not translating into text.

And in this week's final call a listener tells the story of helping her friend leave her married boyfriend, only for said friend to end up in a very similar near mistress relationship, and the caller is still dealing with being ghosted after asking her about some of her new man's very strange requests.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV which returns MARCH 10th!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week on 'Who's The Bitch?', Jackie and Kara bemoan not getting to celebrate National Margarita Day proper on the podcast, and Jackie urges all to watch "I'll Be Home for National Margarita Day", which sparks the conversation of Maria Menounos being dethroned as the queen of AMC Theatres then gets into a convo 'bout bitchy drank orders. Finally, it's on to your calls and messages!

This week's first caller is feelin' like they might have been a bitch in a sitch where she misjudged two men in a grocery store who approached her late one night.

The second caller this week is wondering if they are the bitch after a friend hired them to design wedding invites and, despite saying they wanted to pay her full rate to design the cards, they freaked out when they saw the bill and exploded on our caller.

This week's first email comes from a fan who is thinkin' 'bout Who's The Bitch? or if it's just growing older bein' the bitch when it comes to staying close with others.

Our final call this week comes from a listener who is being harassed by a handsy cleaning lady at work, and after snapping at her despite multiple warnings it's possibly becoming an HR nightmare.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV! JOIN US MARCH 10TH FOR THE NEXT ONE!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

In this edition of Who's The Bitch? Kara and Jackie give their feelings, or lack thereof, on Valentine's Day, if it's okay to celebrate your dating anniversary after being married, and then get into what dog breed is the bitchiest!

This week's first email comes from a listener questioning 'Who's the Bitch?' when it comes to their significant other claiming he wants to help them volunteer at an animal rescue walking dogs but every time he comes he makes it a total nightmare and seems annoyed the whole time, leaving the listener to not even want to volunteer anymore.

Our first call this week comes in from a fan who wants to know 'Who's the Bitch?' when it comes to her having texted a longtime friends husband offering to watch the kids should he need a respite while his wife was out of town, which quickly escalated to a bitchuation once the wife returned home and saw the exchange on her husband's phone.  

This week's second email comes from a listener who wants to know if they are being THE BITCH for bein' upset after selling tickets to a concert she had been looking forward to for awhile after plans fell through and her boyfriend also said he couldn't go due to work, but after the tickets were sold he brought up how he has to start using PTO at work OR LOSE IT!?

Our final message of the week comes in from a roommate trapped in an apartment with her roommate's incredibly sick with the flu boyfriend, despite the fact that they could go to his apartment and not spread the siccness to her.  

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV! JOIN US MARCH 10TH FOR THE NEXT ONE!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week on Who's The Bitch, its time to retool our BITCHOMETER because Kanye isn't a bitch he's just straight vile and Kara reads a personal account from a fan on why GooP shouldn't be 1 on the BITCHOMETER, SHE SHOULD BE 5!

This week's first caller thinks they're THE BITCH because they want their full of feelings MOTHA to BACK DOWN from driving them to the treatments for their recently diagnosed cancer because she's not what you would call a good driver and the hospital is downtown and gets A LOT of traffic.

The second caller this episode wants some new perspectives on a hard sought brand new coworker revealing they're 22 weeks preggo during their very first day on the job, and the General Manger has some F E E L S about it.

Our third caller gives us a condensed rundown of the VMs they've left previously in which they KNOW they're NOT THE BITCH, and the girls give them some advice on how to move on from a friend break-up.

Our last caller this week also thinks they're THE BITCH because they don't wanna plan their own fucking going away party(???) next month AT THE REQUEST OF THEIR FRIENDS!

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV! JOIN US MARCH 10TH FOR THE NEXT ONE!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?

This week on 'Who's The Bitch', our resident Gossip Goddess Kara has returned to the land of the living! Just in time to cash in that Class Pass trial before it expires, while our Sassy Siren Jackie is slowly turning into a silver fox (eyebrows and all).  

This past weekend was the BitchFest know as The Grammy Awards and we're all still waiting for that Bianca Censori interview to let us know she isn't blinking morse code for 'HELP ME', everyone's alleging that Kacey Musgraves had stankface when she lost to Beyoncé (congrats!), and Billie Eilish's brother had to issue a statement to fans TO LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE (Jackie hopes TS will do the same to her fans), and everyone can agree Doechii was an absolute highlight. FINALLY, Kara has a controversial opinion on the even more controversial Emilia Pérez (that she formed BEFORE knowing how incredibly racist the lead actor is WHOMP WHOMP)  

Our first email is from Steven (from the bathroom!) giving an update on his coworker who kept coming in later and later, even after they changed the schedule FOR HER. And on this note, WE WANT UR UPDATES!!!

Our first caller (25) was talking to their mid-40's coworker about generations and after she talked about a shitty professor making a BIIIIG dumb speech during the caller's presentation about how younger people no longer have the same work ethic, the coworker agreed with the professor. Now, our caller knows they're not THE BITCH, but how the hell do they respond without being THE ASSHOLE?

Our last emailer was trapped next to an absolute demon on an overnight flight to/from Hawaii for their honeymoon this past October (CONGRATS!!!) in what sounds like the 3rd layer of a Personal Hell. 

Our last voicemail is from a caller who wants to know if they're THE BITCH for wanting their rich sister to come visit them at their home instead of just having them out to visit.

Got a situation in your life and can't figure out Who's the Bitch? Hit us up at Whosthebitch.com and leave us a voicemail, email or DM. You can also talk to us live on our bi-weekly Monday livestreams on Twitch.tv/LPNTV! JOIN US FEBRUARY 10TH FOR THE NEXT ONE!

Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?