The 2 Half-Squads: Advanced Squad Leader Podcast

Episode 205: That's the Way It Goes Folks


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When you're digging in your backyard and you
 have to put your garden project on hold while
the police come in and make the
 area a crime scene. 
Fall is fast approaching and so is the next episode.
We just can't believe how fast time flies. Or how long this episode is.  It seems like only yesterday we were celebrating #200 together. In this show Dave confesses his big mistake in tracking what we have covered and have not covered in the rules so far, he apologizes for covering the infantry fire rules again.    Therefore, we cover the rules from opportunity fire to rule 7.32.  Our goal is to cover the entire Advanced Squad Leader rule book before we conclude this show.After that Dave presents the first eight or so of the scenarios from the Forgotten War module. Boy, they look neat! To steal a pun from Donovan...they ROK!

How about that opening song? The lyrics were provided by Rob Banozic and the song was performed by The 2 Half Squad Singers.





SHOWTIMES
00:01 Song: He's Got Really Hot Snake Eyes
04:00 Banter
16:10 The Rules
51:25 Half of The Forgotten War Scenarios
1:27:25 Total Running Time

REALLY
HOT SNAKE-EYES
(to
the tune of "Bette Davis Eyes"
Lyrics by Rob Banozic)

His rolls are
always low
I've never seen
'em high
His dice are
never cold
He's got really
hot snake-eyes
He'll turn the
MGs on you
You won't pass a
check twice
It's cold as
East Front snow
He's got really
hot snake-eyes

And they'll
break you, they'll crit-hit you
They're the
bones that will defeat you
They're
atrocious, 'cause he always gets the
Rolls that make
the stacks crush
God! why do I
always roll so high, he's got really hot snake-eyes

You like your +3
stone
The place to
stand and fight
But all you do
is moan
He's got really
hot snake-eyes
He'll take a '1'
shot on you
And roll those
wicked dice
Until you give
up, too
He's got really
hot snake-eyes

They'll DM you,
when he plays you
Trash your plan
with the dice he loans you
They're
ferocious 'cause he always gets the
Rolls that make
the stacks crush
All the boys
think it's just fine, to get really hot snake-eyes

And they'll
break you, they'll crit-hit you
They're the
bones that will defeat you
They're
atrocious, 'cause he always gets the
Rolls that make
the stacks crush

All the boys
think it's just fine, to get really hot snake-eyes

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