When you're digging in your backyard and you

 have to put your garden project on hold while

the police come in and make the

 area a crime scene. 

Fall is fast approaching and so is the next episode.

We just can't believe how fast time flies. Or how long this episode is.  It seems like only yesterday we were celebrating #200 together. In this show Dave confesses his big mistake in tracking what we have covered and have not covered in the rules so far, he apologizes for covering the infantry fire rules again.    Therefore, we cover the rules from opportunity fire to rule 7.32.  Our goal is to cover the entire Advanced Squad Leader rule book before we conclude this show.After that Dave presents the first eight or so of the scenarios from the Forgotten War module. Boy, they look neat! To steal a pun from Donovan...they ROK!

How about that opening song? The lyrics were provided by Rob Banozic and the song was performed by The 2 Half Squad Singers.

00:01 Song: He's Got Really Hot Snake Eyes

04:00 Banter

16:10 The Rules

51:25 Half of The Forgotten War Scenarios

1:27:25 Total Running Time

HOT SNAKE-EYES

(to

the tune of "Bette Davis Eyes"

Lyrics by Rob Banozic)

His rolls are

always low

I've never seen

'em high

His dice are

never cold

He's got really

hot snake-eyes

He'll turn the

MGs on you

You won't pass a

check twice

It's cold as

East Front snow

He's got really

hot snake-eyes

And they'll

break you, they'll crit-hit you

They're the

bones that will defeat you

They're

atrocious, 'cause he always gets the

Rolls that make

the stacks crush

God! why do I

always roll so high, he's got really hot snake-eyes

You like your +3

stone

The place to

stand and fight

But all you do

is moan

He's got really

hot snake-eyes

He'll take a '1'

shot on you

And roll those

wicked dice

Until you give

up, too

He's got really

hot snake-eyes

They'll DM you,

when he plays you

Trash your plan

with the dice he loans you

They're

ferocious 'cause he always gets the

Rolls that make

the stacks crush

All the boys

think it's just fine, to get really hot snake-eyes

And they'll

break you, they'll crit-hit you

They're the

bones that will defeat you

They're

atrocious, 'cause he always gets the

Rolls that make

the stacks crush

All the boys

think it's just fine, to get really hot snake-eyes

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