Errrrya ready to experience Claire's at the mall? Of course not, but sometimes y'gotta do whatchya gotta do. Start this episode when you feel ready to experience pierced cartilage, foot corns, Rickey Henderson memories, 106.1 KMEL history, a little Judaism, a little Michael Johnson, and a little bit of Sugar Ray. G'head. You can do this. We're all counting on you.

Logo art by Brandon Lai

Music by Micah Julius

Insanity by purchasing mini squishy kitty keychains at Claire's