This week, we officially kick off the round with a wildcard match. Karl & Vinnie are free to bring the worst scum they can find from any category. On Karl's Cop Cam, we meet a very drunk woman who turns herself in to the police on the side of the road. This one is a first! The Scum Parade introduces us to a woman who can't stop stealing her boyfriends' dildos, a horny social studies teacher, and the world's worst grandmother.

The score is currently Vinnie 0 - Karl 1, visit thecreepoff.com to vote and decide this week’s winner

Check out the Scum Parade stories: 

Woman Again Busted For Dildo Battery | The Smoking Gun

Majorca police arrest German man after Grindr date leads to hospital visit for apple removal | Daily Star - Daily Star

Guilford County expert shares advice for parents after teacher accused of secret peeping (yahoo.com)

Woman admits to shooting infant granddaughter in the eye (lawandcrime.com)

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