This week we're bringing you a heaping spoonful of absolute nonsense in the form of a socialite con-woman and a libertarian leggings franchise. Let us dazzle you with tales of a mysterious German (or is she even German?) lady about town who can't seem to keep her checkbook straight, followed by the canadian athleisure empire that models its employee handbook after Atlas Shrugged. Slip into Shavasana and get ready to stay horrified.

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