Do you know a chronic masturbator? Is your lady having menstrual hysteria? Do you want to just scare the shit out of your rebellious teen? Then bring them on down to one of these 3 fabulously horrid asylums that Erica and Billy talk about this week! There are so many fun things to do! There's water therapy, electroshock therapy, and there's even a doctor who will surgically remove their "infected" organs to rid them of their delusions! (We know there's no infection but don't tell the doctor that. It's kind of his thing.) Come for the torture and stay for the hauntings! Mwahahahahaha!

Be sure to listen until the end for a new song from Phazer765's Terminal album-p h a z e r 7 6 5, as well as a cutting room floor extra!

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Artwork and closing song-p h a z e r 7 6 5-by Phazer765. You can find him on SoundCloud and YouTube.

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