Honestly, sheeesh, I mean really...who knows. Maybe a good one, maybe not, but certainly the worst intro line to promote any podcast ever in the history of episode blurbs. Hold on hold on, this'll grab ya: It's all about intense and thrilling topics, such as cannibalism and gold! It's about virtue signaling and academic stress! It's about weed and French kings! It's about bots and nature! It's about partying and pressure! It's all about you, one time! Folks, just stream it and stay healthy. Enjoy the rain on the roof and drop a friendly rating/review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. You are loved.

Logo art by Brandon "Beef Only" Lai

Music by Micah "Body Cast in the 80s" Julius

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