We open this can of podcast deliciousness by discussing Steve Seagal's new movie (masterpiece), General Commander. Then, if you're squeamish, you're going to LOVE this next one because we talk about UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell's run-in with a drill. Spoiler alert: Bryce didn't win this fight. But he did live to tell about it, so there's that. We then talk about how a training partner of the Diaz brothers has found himself a position as an elected official in Lodi, CA!!!! What a win for California and America! USA, USA, USA! After that, we talk about what's been going down in John Little's neck of the woods (Oklahoma). This is a good one. Then, it's a law school student who tries to sue the people behind the bar exam. The lawsuit is pretty sweet (and articulated well). Then, speaking of John Little, he would love this next topic. It's about a man who is saved from a fire by his faithful pet parrot, Eric. What a heartwarming story! We also talk about a John Little patented move that could drive a man or woman crazy. We close 'er out with a "stag party" gone completely wrong/aggressive. Lightweight, baby!