In this episode of The Midlife Mount, we ditch the usual serious talk and dive into a hilarious game of “Would You Rather?” with a twist — midlife struggles meet Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu madness. From choosing between sleep and sweeps, to deciding if you’d rather get mounted on the mats or get mom-shamed off them, we tackle the tough (and sometimes ridiculous) questions that only grapplers in midlife can relate to. Expect laughs, honest stories, and maybe a few questionable choices — because sometimes, life’s about picking the lesser of two weird evils.