Have you found yourself wearing a mask, baseball cap and trenchcoat to the shops when you feel like having a gaytime? Do you hide your collection of racist lollies when your woke friends come over, only to bring out your bowl of controversial delights when they leave?

Well if the answer to either of those are yes, you need to reflect on your life. And disconnect your internet connections. All of them.

The culture wars are in full flight. We've recently seen gaytimes, mums and dads, bluey and even fairy bread under threat from the PC police. But do the PC police actually fucking exist? Or is it all a false flag generated by bored newsrooms?

It's all faff and we decide to discuss what a huge wank it is. We solve nothing this week. More questions than answers. But one thing is for certain - the culture wars are about as useful as a broken lock.

In the news we look at how a CIA operation to find Osama Bin Laden has left Pakistan with endless polio outbreaks and Serene Teffaha loses her practicing certificate leaving us to wonder - where's the money Serene? We also make Non Fungible Tokens (NFT)s more confusing if that was ever possible and there's a new segment before the deeper dive.

Enjoy!