On Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the ladies are forced to vacation in Bermuda together and pretend to be friends and bicker about everything from tubs to friendships to DMs. On Real Housewives of Miami, we wonder how women like Alexia and Larsa have made it this far in life. On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle and Sutton and giving each other a taste of their own medicinical cocktails. Speaking of medicinal cocktails, I had to defend Denise F*ckin Richards against these supreme gaslighters despite the fact that she is behaving like Denise F*cked Up Richards.