The Phil Neville era got off to a cracking start with a 4-1 win, and Alex, Phuoc, Sam and Wilder all hopped on the microphones to talk through it. Plus, the Thorns unveiled their new jerseys. And much like previous jerseys: we have takes.

All that in more in this episode, including: what a Timbers win sounds like from Wilder’s living room, Phuoc’s USWNT fire, what it sounds like when Alex loves a kit, and Sam’s magically smooth transitions.

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