Welcome to Ethanween! Hallowethan? Whatever, you get it.

First up we have a movie that's ostensibly meant to be scary, but it mostly just terrible! It's REGRESSION, which stars Ethan as a detective named BRUCE KENNER. It also stars Emma Watson, who is terrible here.

Dan Richman and Todd Stark join us to discuss bad American accents, a gruesome sex scene, and a theory that this film was rewritten at the last minute to make even LESS sense.

Keep Hawke-ing the skies.