The most popular TV show in America (featuring Maya Hawke!) has finally come to a close. Returning guest Nick Perry is here to discuss the SERIES FINALE OF STRANGER THINGS, which he saw in theaters.

Bylers beware! You're in for a scare!

Stranger Things is over! We never have to think about it again! KEEP HAWKE-ING THE SKIES!

Netflix pinched off a couple more Stranger Things episodes, and we're here to pick at it like an owl pellet! Maya doesn't do much, but we find other things to talk about - IT comparisons, RIP James Ransone, dozens of people standing in a room watching one gay boy come out, the Langoliers, Levon Hawke popping up in Marty Supreme, and Maya's continued fashion flops!

Stranger Things finally ends on New Year's Eve! KEEP HAWKE-ING THE SKIES!

Okay you had a week, time for full spoilers of Stranger Things 5 Volume 1! In our continued coverage of the show that put Maya on the map (besides having two famous parents), we talk about the thrilling (?) conclusion of the show that ruined pop culture forever. Of course, Netflix is dragging this out in three parts so we'll be back soon to cover the next three episodes. If Maya's character Robin dies, WE WILL NOT COVER THE SERIES FINALE. THIS IS A PROMISE. IT WOULD BE VERY FUNNY.

Keep Hawke-ing the... Upside Down??? Oh no!!!

Happy Hawkecember?! It's all come down to this - the first season finale of THE LOWDOWN on FX on Hulu! We talk conspiracies, Elohim City, the possiblity of the show's renewal, and more!

Keep Hawke-ing the skies!

Time for more Lowdown! Discussing Tulsa freaks, Bill Hader's Cat in the Hat, Peter Dinklage, and plenty of other funky things.

Keep Hawke-ing the skies!

Come up to the bar and chat Blue Moon with us! Chris Feil of This Had Oscar Buzz and Harry Slepian join to talk Lorenz Hart, Richard Rodgers, Steven Sondheim, Tubi, height wizards, sexy Oklahoma, and Patch Adams being real!

Keep Hawke-ing the skies!

Hawketober continues into Hawkevember as The Lowdown marches on! We're discussing episodes 3 and 4, which is tough since it's right in the middle of the season. This is more of a vibe check than anything else, as we don't need to just recap what happened. That's not how Hawke Cast rolls!

Catch up on The Lowdown on FX on Hulu on Disney Plus! Keep Hawke-ing the skies!

The black phone is ringing... will you answer?

Hawketober continues with Black Phone 2, one of Ethan's only seqeuls outside the Before trilogy. The Grabber is back, and he's got ice skates! Emily and Michael return to discuss the disappointing film, despite some fun moments. What's going on with Blumhouse? They need to figure it out!

We'll be back in mere days with more Lowdown. Until then, keep Hawke-ing the skies!

This could go all the way to the top... we're tackling Ethan's new FX on Hulu on Disney Plus miniseries THE LOWDOWN, from Reservation Dogs creator Sterlin Harjo!

Ethan stars as irascible fuckup "truthstorian" Lee Raybon, bumbling his way through Tulsa's seedy underbelly. We discuss the first two episodes, the cast, and Ethan's wild press blitz this autumn.

See you once again next week for BLACK PHONE 2 and MORE LOWDOWN!

And keep Hawke-ing the skies!

Hot Ethan Autumn is here! We've got a plethora of episodes coming up, but first we're talking about Alex Ross Perry's documentary VIDEOHEAVEN, which Maya narrates. This is a good excuse to catch up on Ethan's year, plus some fun stories about video stores and ARP's loving tribute.

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Keep Hawke-ing the skies! We'll be back next week!