This week on the podcast back from a weekend of WILD camping and a journey out west I'm as rusty as a naughty bike left out in the rain.

Talking all heaps of shite like how I was snubbed from GOAT house, how you're an Instagram pervert but don't realise it, the end of my secret eating, and how ‘inanimate objects magically turned into hot sentient women’ is a movie trope that needs to come back!

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