This week on the pod, I'm like Denis Nedry getting attacked by that umberlla dinosaur in Jurassic Park in that "I have NOTHING on me" I have prepared very little.

What I DO have though, is a scathing criticism of those thirsty T-Birds in Grease, a boatload of puns about Chris Evans penis and news on my new hot tasty bod, since hitting rock bottom with the chinese last week.

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