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Episode 438: This is a 20-year bug


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This week, we discuss Microsoft and Google Cloud earnings, the future of passwords, the validity of DORA Metrics, and share some thoughts on esoteric Excel bug fixes.

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Runner-up Titles
  • Spicy takes and f-bombs
  • Not pants
  • Real scientists don’t use Excel
  • We fixed it
  • Private equity is coming for you
  • Jerks on the phone… go!
  • They’re going to steal our eyes and thumbs
  • Rundown
    • Microsoft fixes the Excel feature that was wrecking scientific data
    • Control data conversions in Excel for Windows and Mac
    • Cloud News and Earnings
      • Clouded Judgement 10.20.23
      • Microsoft blows past earnings estimates as cloud growth comes in hot
      • Microsoft has over a million paying GitHub Copilot users: CEO Nadella
      • Jamin Ball on LinkedIn: On the Microsoft earnings call
      • Google-parent Alphabet's cloud division misses revenue estimates, as Microsoft’s cloud booms
      • How AI-driven software creation tools speed up your development
      • Amazon launches European 'sovereign' cloud as EU data debate rages
      • Passwords
        • Hackers Stole Access Tokens from Okta’s Support Unit
        • 1Password is the latest victim of Okta’s compromise
        • Passkeys (Passkey Authentication)
        • Apple may be planning a surprise October iMac announcement
        • Despite the Hype, Engineers Not Impressed with DORA Metrics
        • Amazon Could Reportedly Sign Billion Dollar Microsoft 365 Deal
        • Relevant to your Interests
          • Broadcom and VMware Announce Election Deadline for VMware Stockholders to Elect Merger Consideration
          • Beijing weighs delaying approval of $69bn Broadcom-VMware deal
          • Announcing Neptyne for Google Sheets
          • Discord expands online marketplace as it tries to justify $15 billion valuation
          • Top Apple analyst says MacBook demand has fallen 'significantly'
          • Amazon managers can now sack employees who won’t work from the office 3 days a week
          • Amazon’s Andy Jassy Plans to Crash the AI Party
          • US v Google Antitrust Trial Transcripts I The Capitol Forum
          • Crane Venture Partners Flight 2023
          • How Ubuntu Linux snuck into high-end Dell laptops (and why it's called 'Project Sputnik')
          • What’s inside Apple’s $129 Thunderbolt cable?
          • Why can't our tech billionaires learn anything new?
          • Amazon Could Reportedly Sign Billion Dollar Microsoft 365 Deal
          • Stay in EU, comply with EU law: EU’s digital chief warns X’s Musk
          • Meta sued by 42 attorneys general for addictive features targeting kids
          • Apple Silicon M1 Power Consumption Deep Dive Part 1: Safari vs Chrome
          • Automattic is acquiring Texts and betting big on the future of messaging
          • The founder of startup Bonobos hid a bipolar diagnosis for decades. Now he’s on a mission to destigmatize mental health at work
          • Sam Bankman-Fried Set to Testify at His Fraud Trial
          • Fed wants to lower 'swipe fees,' a potential blow to banks and credit card giants
          • Nonsense
            • Costco CEO Craig Jelinek to step down Jan. 1. COO Ron Vachris will take over
            • McKinsey: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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