Proper recommendation of the week: Suck some d*ck to fall asleep quicker but make sure you swallow!! (Semen got melatonin in it) So men — go head and thank ya proper founders for this TIP. Real question is, you ever choked on your saliva while nutting? Lex has… you know she be fainting and choking and doing all things while nutting because she’s a virgo and virgo’s are multitaskers!! Speaking of choking, we get into asphyxiation kinks along with distinguishing squirters and creamers, some dating updates and some story times (part one to next week) well yes!! Besides that, Lex is unemployed again and Mike is employed!! Enjoy!!

Proper Recommendations:

— Mocha Red Nails

— Why Women Kill (Show)

— Leave the World Behind (Movie)

Proper Partners:

TSL Collection — Code: PROPER for 10% Off (ON TOP OF ALL BFCM SALES)

Chomps — Code: PROPER for 10% Off

CocoReef Swim — Code: PROPER for 20% Off

Peachy (Preventative Botox) — 8c1sf5 (not case-sensitive)

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