The salt has settled, the clay’s been swept, and we’re looking back at a tournament that had everything. Yokozuna drama, Ōzeki heartbreak, surprise runs, questionable decisions, and at least one rikishi who chose violence against the entire concept of expectation.

We break it all down in the only way we know how:
Overreactions, under-qualified analysis, and the occasional moment of actual insight buried somewhere in the nonsense.