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Leicester Market, 1974. A old lady in a tartan headscarf haggles over a knobbly turnip with two cheeky chappies.

But little does the veg-hunting gran know, one of these young lads will reach the pinnacle of his field, delighting hordes of drunken brits and bedding hundreds of women in the process.

And the other boy? Well, that was Gary Lineker.

From dogging down country lanes to breaking out of prison in a limo, this is the story of the brothers Lineker…

Links from the pod:

Working on the veg stall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZbDxmmtgqc 

Gary Lineker drives a Fiat: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQasfuGaKx3VvMUiqeDjGIzRRmaBrC-GUbU7w&sz

Hat trick in first clasico: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGieB5_avOo

Missed panenka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2-Nkc8-Kig 

Brass Eye paedogeddon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU 

Ocean Beach Club:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7YnsawP0mQ&t=2s

Shufflin launch party: https://youtu.be/MnnYUxwT3CY?si=dFbk0Smo6CY78adP&t=40

Queen tribute: https://x.com/ichlugebullets/status/1568317330945343489

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On the show today: Michael van gerwen’s backstage brawl and did Villa legend JLloyd Samuel fake his own death?

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Links from the pod:

Virat Kohli pimple ad: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1437370482257379329?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=walking-like-a-dude-feeling-all-cool

Bellichik interview: https://youtu.be/_oRmlLbpepo?si=CBKRT4XOS_mQRpz8&t=14

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Welcome to part two of the Giggs saga, as we devour the juicy details of a bombshell family sex scandal, Ryan embarks on a career as a poet, and we ask the big question… who’s worse: Ryan or Rhodri?

Links from the pod:

Sunday Herald Ryan Giggs frontpage: https://images.app.goo.gl/1rvnCWj2TPCH3Mah6 

Ryan Giggs named in parliament: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWEEiz19LSI 

BBC media lawyer names him again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDvKFO1k0bs&t=34s 

Rhodri’s Paddy Power advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBlkxsbtlgw 

Rhodri on Good Morning Britain: https://youtu.be/zrWeB5obIuQ?si=gCJtorH0_xN-zrOS&t=20 

Ryan’s horrible purple mansion: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/8326862/ryan-giggs-selling-mansion-after-divorce/ 

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On the show today: Furious neighbours spoil David Beckham’s birthday bash, Glen Johnson’s nicking toilet seats and Dutch football’s crime wave has a new villain.

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Links from the pod:

Luke Littler being rude to girls: https://x.com/AFC_Iddy/status/1916919883578647002 

Ian Brightwell at an Icke event: https://dispatch-media.com/email/f43bf57f-1ebb-4ee8-99cf-0691b79bdb2d/?ref=dispatch-article-newsletter

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Ryan Giggs was once nestled snugly between David Attenbrough and Sir Trevor McDonald in the pantheon of national treasures.

But in the space of six short weeks, it all came crumbling down.

As Fergie’s golden boy was unmasked as Britain's dirtiest dog. 

Looking back, the clues had been there all along.

From petrol bombs through the letterbox to black eyes at the treble party, this is the story of the Welsh Wanderer…

Links from the pod:

Famous goal against Arsenal in 99: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axr4kogUXY4

Sets up Teddy Sheringham’s equaliser in Champions League final:https://youtu.be/1yON3ySblWQ?si=MRfT2bLMZhTUwXgN&t=1060

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On the show today: Chris Eubank’s getting fruity again and Celtic captain guzzling deep fried pizzas before a big final.

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Links from the pod:

Cole Palmer sprinting out of Stamford Bridge: https://x.com/CFCPys/status/1916159833029386279 

Kalvin Phillips shoes: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPaSKutaUAg6kGn.jpg

Chris Eubank at his son’s fight: https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1916495631373230245

Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank: https://www.instagram.com/tappymusicc/reel/DItn7OpqIr3/

Peter Andre movie: 

https://x.com/lorrainemking/status/1912199573772333434

NFL draft prank: https://x.com/iam_johnw/status/1916164031544541399 

Gas mask bong: https://x.com/Unders_GOAT/status/1651670862313955329 

Wrexham gatorade celebration: 

https://x.com/Wrexham_AFC/status/1916210433981354102 

Scott Brown eating his deep fried pizza: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/article5332503.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/EMBARGOED-UNTIL-0001-Sunday-15th-PAY-Scott-Brown.jpg

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With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer.

But he wasn’t always the fruity aristocrat you see today.

He had knife fights at dominos tournaments, went on two day police chases, and raided an arcade for 20,000 10p coins.

From poisoned chow meins to watching his own circumcision, this is the story of Britain’s weirdest world champion…

Links from the pod:

Esquire photoshoot: https://images.app.goo.gl/UNz5485XcmywURGK9 

Chris in a monocle: https://images.app.goo.gl/qnfmEF5ZbXP59oD66 

His huge truck: https://images.app.goo.gl/YE96tDXwpKekZRYq5 

Gogglebox “would you like a sweetie”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPkW5aNqIYI 

Never touch another man’s bonbons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlLYNHCEn5Q&t=758s 

Climbing into his son’s corner during a fight: https://www.reddit.com/r/Boxing/comments/16ofvno/chris_eubank_corners_his_son/ 

Run in with Cycling Mikey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aww6LQX7ico

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On the show today: Our impending courtroom battle with Gianni Infantino, Romeo Beckham cucks his brother Brooklyn, and we unmask the mystery headbutter from Nicky Butt’s birthday.

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Links from the pod:

Infantino “I feel African” speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy9jaX9RAbA 

The Beckhams on Ali G: https://youtu.be/P842Tmi6lrc?si=4lhG8j3qePdDbcjY&t=486 

Street preacher interrupted in Newcastle: https://x.com/_shaunmiller_/status/1914030703148155037 

San Lorenzo president trousering a wad of cash: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1k4zdz9/marcelo_moretti_president_of_san_lorenzo_gets/ 

Jurgen Klopp at Coachella?:  https://www.facebook.com/reel/1478311966481175?fs=e&fs=e 

Celtic’s Adam Idah throwing up in a taxi: https://www.tiktok.com/@.idah._/video/7494299002691718422

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With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer.

But he wasn’t always the fruity aristocrat you see today.

He had knife fights at dominos tournaments, went on two day police chases, and raided an arcade for 20,000 10p coins.

From poisoned chow meins to watching his own circumcision, this is the story of Britain’s weirdest world champion…

Links from the pod:

His real voice: https://www.tiktok.com/@mma.247_/video/7477711253511687446

Knocks Reginaldo out in 20 seconds - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_qYqrfOmLQ 

ITV contract signing with Nigel Benn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji6hMwaBeiM

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