On the show today:

- Scotland’s wife-stealing striker

- Ecuador’s New York strip club adventures

- Has Anthony Joshua been CLONED

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Links:

Rod Stewart - https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/39402968/rod-stewart-scotland-world-cup-haiti-cancel-gig/ 

Scot hit by motorbike - https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/15312370/scotland-england-euro-tartan-army-fan-crash-motorbike/  

Worm on the tube - https://x.com/SickChirpse/status/1405864051612303363  

Lyndon Dykes tattoo - https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/10839282/lyndon-dykes-scotland-ronaldo/# 

Lego Nike Air Max - https://www.lego.com/en-gb/product/nike-air-max-95-x-lego-set-43025?CMP=AFC-AffiliateUK-VqqTHYs0Frg-3536742-1537979-15  

Red light district cycle lane argument - https://www.instagram.com/reels/DXD0ysrjql8/ 

Mexican locals Gangnam Style - https://x.com/ssmb291_/status/2066519419308970082  

Lee Kang In phone snatch - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1u4u590/kangin_lee_gets_his_phone_taken_from_him_by/  

Shibuya crossing celebration - https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/2066393163325952234 

Reversed Japan fans picking up litter - https://x.com/AndyHa_/status/1596842985098215424  

Neymar steals kids shirt - https://x.com/AJIx1998/status/1596868190566424576 

Kendry Paez strip joint - https://x.com/FootballReprt/status/1772449889126953381  

Enner Valencia police chase - https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/oct/07/enner-valencia-everton-chased-police  

Anthony Joshua clone - https://x.com/GreatBritishMC/status/2062592338237751785  

John Fury punching walls - https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/2065985520258163029?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=trainspotters-underwear&_bhlid=854c537983ebb5edf9b8ba6451eb59be40218e7f

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On the show today:

- Has Thomas Tuchel been dogging in Kansas City?

- The sordid secret behind Ben Stokes’ nightclub scrap

- Lawrence Dallaglio’s back on the naughty step

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Links: 

Mexican Wave - https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1040007111920194&utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=severed-heads-of-criminals 

USA Chants - https://x.com/WorldCup26HQ/status/2061822313104834657 

Curacao Arrival - https://x.com/SI_FootballClub/status/2063448675989197130 

1930 World Cup - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJhbRvMRssM&t=354s 

Ben Duckett Noosa - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ottGKIRTL_4 

Bosnich Injury - https://x.com/10SportAU/status/2062757384897151474

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England’s World Cup dream is in ruins. It’s the end of the golden generation.

And what comes next is even worse…

In part two, England’s stars sink even further: backseat blowies, managers leaking team sheets to punters on the tube, and undercover stings. 

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Jordan Henderson bebo: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEtzGEhFHpAncPmAcQzueHxFPYTKwULTdOZA&s 

Hodgson on the tube: https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63293000/jpg/_63293881_63285194.jpg

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Miami, 2014.

Frazzled England gaffer Roy Hodgson throws on Ricky Lambert in a desperate bid to break the deadlock against 10 man Honduras.

The match finishes 0-0, and England’s darkest decade rolls on.

But for all their misery on the pitch, England’s stars did have fun off it: stripping on webcams, seshing at strip clubs and shoplifting from B&Q.

This is the story of England: the banter years…

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Links from the show:

Scott Carson howler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6dqnu2AZQM

Rob Green howler: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1l9sffr/on_this_day_15_years_ago_rob_green_lets_the/

Rooney loses it with fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M7V4CiQGZs

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From chainsaw attackers to Nicklas Bendtner, we debate the funniest Arsenal players of all time…

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On the show today:
- Pep’s drug scandal
- More insane twists in Katie Price kidnap saga
- Evangelos Marinakis’s punch up in the standsIf you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=theupshot_sponsorshipJP's gossip hotline: 07354 079 834Links from the show:Pep chased on his bike: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1546289403538046977Lee Andrews saying he's in Skegness: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DVOZ_ZHCCyf/ Marinakis fight: https://twitter.com/StokeyyG2/status/2058960754175275225Trina the Cleaner: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1tih7s2/tina_the_cleaner_of_wrexham_football_club_on_her/Belen Rodriguez foot licking: https://x.com/LeDirectInfo/status/2045400115712516605

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Doping was once a noble art, where Victorian eccentrics plied human guinea pigs with rat poison cocktails and cocaine enemas. 

But with the launch of the Enhanced Games, it’s gone professional.

To celebrate this Las Vegas freakshow, we join legendary true crime podcast Redhanded for a special bonus episode on the history of doping.

Check out Redhanded: https://open.spotify.com/show/0emVYc04B4y5UzBIvA0axo?si=d429286f44784cb0

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On the show today: Saka and Rice’s 5am bender, the Formula 1 stripper drought, and has Katie Price’s Chelsea husband been KIDNAPPED?

Whatsapp JP’s gossip line on: 07354 079 834

Links from the pod:

Arsenal training ground celebrations: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ti0nvf/the_moment_arsenal_found_out_they_became/ 

Leicester celebrations at Vardy’s house: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH6LNFw5clc 

Ian Wright at the celebrations: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ti42ej/ian_wright_joining_the_celebrations_outside_the/ 

Katie Price on her husband’s disappearance: https://youtu.be/21kDlti-uSk?si=HMrgjvndvjQeWNUX&t=45 

Pep interview when Aguero left: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=3003647146579848 

Taylor Harwood-Bellis binoculars celebration: https://x.com/SkySports/status/2054969995273130122  

Middlesbrough restaurant spy advert: https://www.instagram.com/p/DYiEpFCu3ZF/  

Cole Palmer hates the cinema: https://www.tiktok.com/@skysports/video/7640387889200729366 

(Not) Neymar celebrating his World Cup call up: https://www.instagram.com/p/DYheFr-OuPf/ 

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On the pod today: Neymar slaps a wonderkid, Aubameyang scraps with a club exec, and has Mason Greenwood finally gone too far?

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Links from the pod:

Theo Hernandez’s “escort parties” - https://x.com/acmilan_brasil/status/2053954025423511705?s=46 
Arsenal fan thrown down the stairs - https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1t9vmx0/arsenal_fans_get_thrown_down_the_steps_at_the/

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