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Everyone knows Brazilian footballers love 3 things: boozing, showboating and shagging anything that moves. 

But none compares to Garrincha, the magical winger who lifted two World Cups, fathered 14 children and lost his virginity to a goat.

From gun-wielding vigilantes to affairs with the president’s girlfriend, meet football's first wild child…

With guest Horatio Gould (@horatiogouldcomedy)

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On the show today: Neymar’s threesome spawns a pregnancy - but who’s the daddy: the brazil striker or his lookalike?

Cristiano Ronaldo is sending secret messages to Putin and Trend AA in Madrid asks: “What’s the Spanish for ‘stop savin’ chat’”

Links from the pod:

Schweinsteiger booed as he announces he’s staying: https://x.com/MusialaEra/status/1904519742771073089

Stop savin chat: https://x.com/CFCGiroud/status/1392147020064960519

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To millions of American fans, Micah Richards is the cheeky chappy of CBS.

But little do the innocent Yanks know, the affable Yorkshireman once masterminded Britain’s most infamous threesome.

From shagging his way through the Olympic Village to getting catfished on MSN, this is the story of Big Meeks…

With guest Elizabeth Barnard.

Links from the show:

Swearing on live TV after scoring first goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDii3o33DLE 

Roy Keane “bursting onto the scene” showdown: https://www.skysports.com/football/video/34069/11952897/keane-very-few-defenders-burst-onto-the-scene 

Rod Stewart “Big Knees”: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=598743806360137

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Plus: Neymar’s look-alike saves his blushes at an orgy, John Fashanu’s brush with Nigerian cops, and a cricket legend kidnapped in a cocaine deal gone wrong.

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Links from the pod:

Neymar’s lookalike mobbed at the mall: https://www.instagram.com/p/CloE12tjU5S/?hl=en 

And the video he posted from Neymar’s helicopter: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1jbif5e/eigon_oliveira_famous_neymar_lookalike_posts_a/ 

The Wealdstone Raider’s league cup predictions: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1901620056691229017 

Derren Brown fake car crash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghW595-zsbg

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Basketball’s biggest names ordered gangland hits on their coaches, fought mountain lions with their bare hands, and got cucked by a gun-toting Biggie Smalls.

From cocaine on courtside to a star roasted and eaten by Idi Amin, meet the NBA’s most batshit ballers…

Links from the show:

Malice at the Palace: https://youtu.be/gQIIOWPNYM0?si=HH3PLOnGbCAhY4HW&t=320 

I Got a Story to Tell by Biggie Smalls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TnsIGsyUyw

Ja Morant makes it rain on dem hoes: https://fadeawayworld.net/.image/t_share/MTk2NDYzODk4NDc4NTE5Nzk0/ja-2.png

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Plus: Cole Palmer’s toilet trouble and something is exploding within Thibaut Courtois.

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Links from the pod:

Chris Eubank “never steal another man’s bonbons: https://x.com/jackalter0/status/1895381623006220725 

Chris Eubank on Gogglebox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UkxO50Bj1U 

Marcel Dessaily talking: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/smyCoZQGWNg 

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The 1990s were a very different time for footballers.

They chatted up barmaids at the local boozer, welcomed new teammates by torching their cars and broke their opponents’ ankles for fun.

No one summed up those heady days more than Dennis Wise, the 5ft 6in Chelsea captain with a thirst for violence.

The Blues legend murdered Blue Peter goldfish, held caretakers hostage, and knocked himself unconscious at Kylie Minogue’s favourite restaurant.

This is his story…

Links from the show:

Vandals break into Blue Peter garden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJXFwpM2txk 

Team talk to Indonesian youngsters: https://x.com/Thogden/status/1252005732033204226

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Plus: Kolo and Yaya Toure’s tremendously kinky escort is back and the Putin-backed Scottish chairman who threatens to disappear his captain 

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Links from the pod:

Cole Palmer’s jam sandwich interview: https://x.com/dank_ackroyd/status/1895383298404462616 

Rodrigo Muniz Madame Tussauds: https://x.com/BBCMOTD/status/1776135178441597306 

Man Utd fan not cutting his hair: https://www.instagram.com/p/DGvIzekI5FZ/ 

Gervonta Davis hair grease excuse: https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1896074390972084320 

RFK’s dodgy mates: https://x.com/highbrow_nobrow/status/1851288828113297454

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May 1998.

England manager Glenn Hoddle is cowering in the wreckage of his Spanish hotel room, surrounded by broken furniture and shards of glass.

As astonished teammates survey the wreckage, hoddle blood-stained assailant storms out the room. It’s Paul Gascoigne.

But how did it come to this?

From spiking his teammates with laxatives to joining the hunt for Raoul Moat, this is the story of Gazza: the later years…

Buy Roisin’s acclaimed book here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Want-Home-But-Already-There

Links from the show:

Disgrace-fool front page: https://inews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/sun-frontpage.jpg

Goal against Scotland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op4zA-RWZQc

Narrowly missing chance to score golden goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mie0ZL1vsFk&t=296s 

Flute gesture to Celtic fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjT6vOvCAt4 

Admits to wanking in Number 10 downing street: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nxatSvpImlY

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Plus: Jim Ratcliffe starves the youth team and Zelensky deploys Bonnie Blue in the Donbas.

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Links from the pod:

Gabriel Jesus and Diego Costa polaroids found in Bible: https://x.com/Tagelca/status/1889088646864937066 

Pensioners with porn subscription photo: https://images.app.goo.gl/FzAx6w5zVxasa7YG8 

Steve Smith’s dirty texts (NSFW): https://x.com/MikeyTBH/status/1893752107699777902 

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