It's always fun when Melanie gets to do her "It was the 90s!" jingle more than once and that happens in this week's episode! Melanie and Sean describe their first dates (both memorable and not so memorable) then review the Buffy episode "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date."

Melanie questions if the Master is really a threat to Sunnydale and what kind of club the Bronze actually is, considering they've had tea and muffins on hand recently. Sean compares a vampire getting thrown into a creamator to a cookie baking mishap he experienced, and asks why people in their mid 20s keep getting casted to play high school students.

Do you know why that one vampire kept yelling "pork and beans" in this episode? Have an interesting first date story to share? Send it over to [email protected]!