Tennessee is banning (or has already banned) Drag Queen Story Hour in order to protect kids. But oops, it really doesn't hurt kids, and it turns out governor Bill Lee liked to play dress up at one time.

But don't compare the two situations, because when he does it, it's "funny;" when a drag queen does it, it's "OMG, PERVERTED!"

Also: Trump bombed at CPAC, and hippos are the world's biggest menace.