This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Coca-Cola Christians

—A Nonprofit CEO

00:00 Introductions

03:43 Coca-Cola Christians

12:53 Nonprofit CEO 

25:31 Employee of the Week

29:05 Trump: In the Navy

41:27 Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert

Coca-Cola Christians

Question: who’s stupider, Coca-Cola executives for NOT seeing the controversy that would hit them if they censored personalized cans, or Christians, for being the whiniest crybaby snowflakes on the planet? 

Nonprofit CEO

The CEO of a California-based (Los Angeles specifically) nonprofit designed to assist homeless people…

…lives in a mansion in Hawaii, and earned almost a million dollars a year over the course of a couple years.

Is Carol Adelkoff bilking the system?

Tune in and find out.

Employee of the Week

Shake Shack employee Keondre Simmons called in sick to work, showed up and robbed the place, and then showed up for his next shift a couple days later.

Hero.

Trump: In the Navy

Trump wants to waste billions of dollars making the Navy less technologically advanced, and therefore weaker.

How long before we discover he received a bribe from a company that can dumb down the ships Trump wants to worsen? 

Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert

We paid Argentina $20 billion after telling American farmers “USA #1,” and now their beef is being recalled.

The Duggars are the worst family in the world, and Lauren Boebert and Sarah Pailin have more in common than being horrible politicians.

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This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—The Best Clickbait Headlines

—The Worst Job Interview

—Boy George

00:00 Introductions

00:37 The Worst Job Interview

13:30 Clickbait Headlines

22:13 Boy George

30:25 The Odyssey 

43:24 Jimothy
The Worst Job Interview

nathan got a lead on a corporate gig, but the people in charge have absolutely no clue what they’re doing.

Clickbait Headlines

Sometimes they’re great, sometimes they’re horrible, this week we’re looking at one from each category.

Side note: the worst one this week involves the WNBA, where all the coverage is about race, and none of the coverage is about the games.

Boy George

Boy George wrote a new song!
Kind of.
He wrote lyrics for a new song, and then had AI write the… I guess you’d call it, “music.”

It’s pretty bad, but it upset all the right people, because it’s a pro-Israel diddy you can tap your foot to.

But, the outraged are ignoring the lyrics for the stance, and soiling their diapers.

Because that’s what they do.

The Odyssey 

If you don’t like it, you’re MAGA!

So screams the left, who refuse to let the film stand on its own merits, but must reduce everything to politics, even where no politics exist.

Also: John Leguizamo is a hypocrite. 

Why? 

How? 

Tune in and find out.

Jimothy

A crybaby is trying to use everyone’s favorite raccoon to push an agenda.
This is why we can’t have nice things.

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—The Best Clickbait Headlines

—Homoerotic Christian Gyms

00:00 Introductions

01:29 The Best Clickbait Headlines

14:23 Homoerotic Christian Gyms

27:51 Supergirl

31:14 Afroman

The Best Clickbait Headlines

If you’re a listener, you know we love us some clickbait here on the pod, and these are the two best we’ve ever come across.

Eye catching, intriguing, interesting…

These two clickbait headlines are tops in our book.

Homoerotic Christian Gyms

Addicts… they can be a fun hang, if they’re addicted to booze, pills, or some other mind-altering substance.

But man… when they switch from that to an addiction to religion?

Insufferable.

Simple-minded douchebag Jeff Hambrecht is an addict, and because he lacks the ability to not cheat on his wife, instead of seeking therapy, he decided to create the most homoerotic Christian gym, ever.

Afroman

Oh, this is beautiful…

After being unjustly maligned by police, he wrote some diss tracks.

The police sued, and he won.

Now, Afroman is suing the police for their actions.

Please, Jesus… let him win. 

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Stupid People

—Caitlin Clark

00:00 Introductions

01:42 Stupid People

05:43 Good Food

22:27 Medical Testing in India

25:45 Caitlin Clark

36:35 Courtney Stodden

Stupid People

Do you know someone that reacts to the first ten seconds of something, and thinks they know the whole picture?

Well, you know someone stupid!
“I watched the first few seconds of Titanic… I bet the ship makes it!”

“I watched the opening to Saving Private Ryan… wow, looks like Germany is gonna win!”

Jumping to conclusions makes you a moron, plain and simple.

Good Food

When you’re eating ethnic food, should you go to a fine dining establishment, or a hole in the wall?

My wife answered incorrectly, but I was able to help her see the light.

Medical Testing in India

This is nothing more than a story about bad journalism.

Caitlin Clark

It is beyond insane how much abuse the face of the WNBA takes. 

For all the talk of women being “sisters,” and womanhood is a “sisterhood,” man, them catty witches attack her for being the best in the league non-stop.

To make things super fun, “journalist” Nancy Armour either went for rage bait, or the title of dumbest woman on the planet, because she said Clark is responsible for fueling racism.

Courtney Stodden

At age 16, Courtney Stodden married 51 year-old pedo, Doug Hutchison.
And, yes, that is absolutely the correct usage of pedo.

Now she wants to protect girls from being child brides, and God bless her for it. 

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Tariff Refunds

—Big Tobacco

00:00 Introductions

03:45 Tariff Refunds

11:54 Obamacare Enrollment

16:08 Big Tobacco 

26:54 Censorship!

Tariff Refunds

Our moron in chief threw illegal tariffs onto imports, we paid the extra costs, and now the companies are getting the refunds. 

Thank you, complete idiots who voted for this.

Obamacare Enrollment 

Numbers are plummeting, but not for the reason you think.

Logic would dictate that rising costs are causing people to drop their insurance, but don’t worry, the moron in charge says it was “phantom enrollments.”

Big Tobacco 

The U.S. had curbed flavored vapes aimed at kids, but one bribe to Donald Trump later, that’s changing…

Censorship!

Apple News and Google suppressed negative Graham Platner stories!
So much so, that the only time anyone saw Graham Platner in the news, is when it was a negative story.

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Conor McGregor

—Arson in the News

—Islamic Republic of Japan

00:00 Introductions

04:30 Conor McGregor

14:50 Arson in the News

20:50 Biohacking

22:57 Anti-vax Murder Mom

33:18 Islamic Republic of Japan

34:51 Conservative College Courses

Conor McGregor

Apparently he went down IMMEDIATELY. 

I hope you didn’t pay for view this “fight,” because you wasted your money.

Also discussed: A Swiss player flops in the World Cup, and the ref gives him a deserved second yellow card.

EVERY SOCCER PLAYER THAT FLOPS SHOULD BE BOOTED FROM THE GAME.

I like watching the World Cup, but my God… They’re all a bunch of ankle-grabbing crybabies.

Oh, and I guess Lindsey Graham died.

Shoulda happened 15 years ago. 

Arson in the News

Um… I don’t want to make the algorithm angry, so I’m gonna be careful here, but apparently Christopher Peden chopped off his own twig & berries, and lit them on fire.

Yeah.

So… drugs, mental illness, or both? 

Biohacking

Brian Johnson said, “I’m going to live forever!” 

Mother Nature said, “Hold my beer.”

Anti-Vax Murder Mom

RFK Jr. is one of the worst people on the planet, and Andrea Shaw is using that to her advantage. 

She allegedly murdered her babies, and blamed the flu shot.

Why?

Because she knew that a crowd of anti-vaxxers would embrace her, because they are so very, very stupid. 

Islamic Republic of Japan

Trump is just so very, very stupid.

Conservative College Courses

West Virginia spent $3 million to create a college course that fights the “woke” agenda.

One person signed up.

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Banana Ball

—Mexican Batman

00:00 Introductions

07:55 Banana Ball

14:41 Mexican Batman

21:40 Shrek 5

27:26 Trump Coin

31:03 California Volume

32:52 State Fair 250

37:10 Rush 

Banana Ball

Could Major League Baseball learn something from the Savanah Bananas?

YES.

Implement the new rules, but not the dancing?

Boom.

Baseball is fixed.

Mexican Batman

A hero is taping motorcycle thieves to poles, and I’m here for it.

Shrek 5

Shrek was a brilliant, fun movie.

Every sequel has been absolute garbage. 

So of COURSE they’re making another one.

Bleh.

Trump Coin

He’s made hundreds of millions; “investors” have lost billions.

Lol, morons. 

California Volume

California gets almost everything wrong, especially housing and homelessness, but they got the volume control on advertising right.

Good on ya, California.

State Fair 250

The fact Fox outright lies to people is nothing new—they had to pay $700 million for doing so about election 2020.

But now they’re doing it so very, very blatantly…

You have to be so incredibly stupid to consider Fox News a source of information…

Rush

They’re cancelling shows the right way.

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23:06

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Jackass 5

—Trump’s Reflecting Pool

—Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong

00:00 Introductions

00:23 Jackass 5

08:50 Trump’s Reflecting Pool

13:53 America 250 Fair

17:55 Save America Act

27:39 Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong

37:31 Test Fraud in College

Jackass, Best & Last

nathan took his eleven-year-old son to the movie, which is the perfect age for such nonsense.

The kiddo loved it, nathan liked it… 

…but ultimately has to admit, spending your money on seeing it in the theater is a bit of a waste.

Trump’s Reflecting Pool

It’s a nice combination of funny & sad that the reflecting pool debacle is an apples-to-apples representation of Trump’s presidency. 

America 250 Fair

It’s bombing thus far.

But, hey… on the plus side, no one had to sit through Vanilla Ice.

That’s a win.

Save America Act

Trump is holding the bipartisan Affordable Housing Bill hostage because he wants to repress the vote.

Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong

There are several certainties in life: death, taxes, the fact you do not need butt implants, and the fact that if you do get butt implants, do not go to a strip mall “medical” facility to have them removed.

Thus spaketh the Lord.

Test Fraud in College

An Amazon driver took tests for college students…

…AND MADE MILLIONS!!

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23:06

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Modern Dating

—Trump’s Reflecting Pool

00:00 Introductions

01:04 Modern Dating

05:33 Portugal Soccer

18:19 Rod Stewart

28:27 Trump’s Reflecting Pool

—Modern Dating

A woman started dating appropriately, and thought she’d done something special.
Weird.

—Portugal Soccer

Portugal soccer players refused to leave their Florida hotel rooms, because they saw alligators on the pitch.

—Rod Stewart

South Park made fun of Rod for being too old to perform TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS AGO… and people are still paying to see him live.

WHY???

—Trump’s Reflecting Pool

$15 million to a friend, to fail.

I wonder what the kickback was.

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Mötley Crüe

00:00 Introductions

02:19 Mötley Crüe

11:46 $1.8 Billion Slush Fund

21:24 Michael Jackson

28:08 University of Iowa

35:24 Military Religions

Mötley Crüe

Aaaaaand, it’s gone.

After every C list celebrity performer outside of D list Vanilla Ice pulled out, Trump has turned America’s Birthday into a MAGA rally.

Go morons! 

Also: was Mötley Crüe the most influential Hair Metal band of the 1980s?
Yes.

Yes they were.

$1.8 Billion Slush Fund

Did you beat a cop on January 6th? 

Then YOU are entitled to compensation.

The most corrupt president in all of history does it again.

Michael Jackson

The successful bio pic (biography picture, not biopic) is getting a sequel!

So…

Are they going to make it realistic this time?

Will the FULL story be told, now?

Or will the dark truths be ignored again?

University of Iowa

Conservative hypocrites did it! 

Wooo!
They are mandating a class no one wants at the University of Iowa. 

Indoctrination, indeed…

Military Religions

The military has stopped recognizing over 200 religions…

I mean, that’s a good start, right?

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