This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Megyn Kelly

—Lauren Boebert

—Nikalie Monroe

00:00 Introductions

03:40 Megyn Kelley

17:01 Lauren Boebert

28:11 DOJ vs. CA

Megyn Kelley

Welp, it finally happened… the right has openly and actively started defending pedos.

When the hullabaloo hit the airwaves, I thought it was going to be a quote taken out of context.

Nope!

Megyn went all in on the idea of a 15-year-old girl being with a 40-year-old man.

Gross.

Lauren Boebert

Holy poop on a stick, one of the dumbest, most insane people to ever be elected to politics is standing her ground. 

Lauren is signing on to have the Epstein Files released.

Good on her.

DOJ vs CA

The Department of “Justice” is going to take California to court because of their recent redistricting. 

Because when Texas does something illegally, it’s A-OK. 

When California puts it to the people, and they vote for change, it’s “bad.”

Hypocrisy is a wonderful thing.

Nikalie Monroe

Good news all around: the false Christians are being called out, and the real Christians are being rewarded.

A church that said they would donate formula has received over $100,000 in donations.

Because with that church, people know where their money is going.

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Nikalie Monroe

—Mormons

—Zohran Mamdani

00:00 Introductions

00:32 Nikalie Monroe

05:23 Mormons

11:02 Zohran Mamdani

24:09 Lauren Bobert

26:40 Peachy Clean

31:46 Matt Kalil

34:07 Prince Andrew

42:28 Millie Bobby Brown

Nikalie Monroe

Man, you wanna talk about heroes not needing capes?

Nikalie calls churches, plays the sounds of a crying baby in the background, and asks if they can help her get a can of formula for her child.

And guess what?

The overwhelming majority say “No.”

The local Mosque, a Buddhist Center, and two Black Churches say “Yes,” but all the “good Christian” churches said “No.”

Just like you would expect them to. 

Mormons

Mormons are rebranding!
Don’t call ‘em Mormons anymore, because that’s their religious N-word. 

Mormons want to rebrand, and put Jesus more front and center in their religion, because having a polygamist conman like Joseph Smith as their mascot might keep their business from growing.
Sorry, did I say business? 

I meant religion. 

Zohran Mamdani

New York City is officially a Communist, socialist hellscape.

Man, that was fast.

Lauren Bobert

OMG, DID YOU HEAR WHAT LAUREN BOBERT DID AT HALLOWEEN??

SHE DRESSED UP IN A COSTUME!!!

Dear liberals: your crying and whining helped Trump win in 2024.

Knock it off. 

Peachy Clean

For reasons no one understands, nathan received an ad for “healthy bottoming” in his Facebook feed.

Huzzah.

Matt Kalil

Matt is a Minnesota Viking (boo!), and…
Well, hung.

His ex wife divorced him because he was “too big.”

“Like, two coke cans.”

Wow.

WOW.

And, he’s white!

Prince Andrew

Technically, he’s the royal formerly known as “prince.”
At least, until the Prince estate in Minneapolis sues.

Either way, Andrew has been excommunicated to AN ENORMOUS MANSION.

And, he’s still living rent free, all expenses paid.

Millie Bobby Brown

A non-story.

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—TikTok Videos

—JD Vance

—Kamala Harris

00:00 Introductions

04:19 JD Vance

05:40 Kamala Harris

09:37 Kristen Bell

12:14 Amazon Layoffs

20:07 Middle East Peace

22:39 Tesla

27:46 Argentina

33:03 Tylenol

35:56 Prince Andrew

39:11 YouTube TV

TikTok

For no reason, Jake and nathan talk about TikTok videos they’ve watched. 

JD Vance

JD got hugged by Erika Kirk, and the internet blew up. Because the internet has too much time on its hands.

Kamala Harris

Hey, Kamala… to quote Motley Crue: “Girl, don’t go away mad… Girl, just go away.”

She hinted she’s not done with running for office, this despite the fact NO ONE wants her to run for office. 

Ugh.

Take a hint.

Kristen Bell

Thus far, Bell has refused to apologize for making a joke crybabies found insensitive, and the Idiots hope she continues to stand her ground.

Amazon Layoffs

AI is coming for all our jobs, especially that of…

Podcasters?

Apparently so!

Middle East Peace

Ooooh, we wanted Trump to win the Nobel Peace Prize for bringing Peace to the Middle East, because just because every other peace plan throughout history failed didn’t mean Trump’s peace plan would fail (like Trump Steaks, the Trump Casino, Trump University, the Trump Presidency, Trump Vodka, Trump Airlines, Trump Magazine, Trump the Game, Trump Mortgage…), but it did.

Hamas and Israel are fighting again, just like Mom & Dad did before Dad went out for cigarettes and never came back.

Tesla

Tesla wants to give Elon Musk a trillion-dollar bonus, because…

Well, because apparently the board of directors at Tesla are the stupidest people on the planet.

Argentina

A Brazilian President tries to subvert the will of the people, and overthrow democracy.

He goes to jail.

An American President tries to subvert the will of the people, and overthrow democracy…

So the stupidest of the stupid American people elect him president, again.

And he then punishes Brazil for doing the right thing.

The world we live in…

Tylenol

Well, RFK and Trump lied. 

They said Tylenol was the devil, and caused autism, and now RFK is walking it back.

Because science disagreed with his whim. 

Prince Andrew

Oh, royals… Why do you even exist?

YouTube TV

They’re fighting with Disney & ESPN, because sports is expensive.

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Circumcision

—Dax Shephard & Kristen Bell

—American Farmers

00:00 Introductions

03:59 Circumcision

10:42 Dax Shepherd & Kristen Bell

15:05 Fanboys

18:21 Donald Trump

23:38 American Farmers

32:40 Ace Frehley

34:25 Super Bowl 

Circumcision

Years ago, Jake and nathan discovered that if you mention circumcision in passing, crazy, emotionally-stunted men crawl out of the woodwork to make hilarious comments, instead of getting therapy for their invented condition.

It’s always good for a laugh! 

Dax Shephard & Kristen Bell

Kristen Bell posted an inside joke she shares with husband Dax Shepherd, and people as crazy as anti-circumcision men went crazy.

Imagine having that much time on your hands; the things you could accomplish, if you put your mind to something productive, instead of breaking down in tears and openly weeping because you didn’t like something.

Fanboys

Speaking of Kristen Bell, she was in Fanboys, a movie about a group of friends on a quest to see Star Wars, Episode One.

Remember when everyone thought it was going to be good, and not one of the worst movies ever made?
Ah, the innocence of ignorance. 

Donald Trump

Dear Leader is pardoning criminals. 

George Santos got his sentence commuted, and Changpeng Zhao got a pardon.
What did Zhao do?
Eh, nothing serious. He just let pedos, and drug dealers, and human trafficking syndicates, and arms dealers use Binance to fund their illegal trades. 

You know, for profit. 

American Farmers

They can grow a crop like nobody’s business, but they can’t read a book, or remember what happened last time Trump was in office. 

Bankrupt?

Oops!
Guess tariffs do hurt the economy!
Even better, now they’re angry that Trump is gonna start importing beef from Argentina. 

You know, so he can help prop up that flailing, awful government. 

Ace Frehley 

Space Ace passed away, and the thing we all knew was going to happen, happened. 

Our lazy, less-than-intelligent media threw pictures of Tommy Thayer into the montages of Ace.

Because of course they did.

Super Bowl

Oh, the crybabies just won’t quit.

Now they want George Strait to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show, and there’s a petition online to make it happen.

Narrator: it won’t happen. 

By now, StreamYard or YouTube botched the audio, so we sign off with apologies. 

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—No Kings Rally

—Tron Ares

—Ian Watkins

00:00 Introductions

03:07 Comments

04:10 No Kings

06:25 Tron Ares

13:05 Ian Watkins

15:06 Go Fund Me

26:49 Donald Trump

30:37 Elon Musk

Comment Section

We got a really kind compliment, from a super real account!

No Kings

Both Jake and nathan forgot to attend their local No Kings rally.

Oops. 

I guess they’re not patriots. 

Tron Ares

The movie bombed, and did so for multiple reasons: 

1. Jared Leto
2. It looked boring
3. No one cares about the IP
4. Jared Leto
5. People are sick of boring girl boss movies
6. Jared Leto

But an article on Deadline suggested, and then deleted, that the movie was a failure due to the lingering effects of COVID.

What a beautiful lack of awareness. 

Ian Watkins

Who is… er, was, Ian Watkins?

Someone who didn’t deserve to breathe air, and who thankfully no longer is.

Apparently there’s a constant throughout prison culture worldwide, and it’s that if you harmed a child, you’re a target.

In a move supported and celebrated by decent people everywhere, Ian, who harmed kids, was taken out by fellow inmates. 

Neither Jake nor nathan realized that such shenanigans took place in European prisons, but good on ya, British prisoners!

Go Fund Me

CEO Tim Cadogan says more and more often, people are using the site to raise funds for groceries. 

Not sudden emergencies, but basic needs.

Thanks, every moron who voted for Trump!

You did this!

Donald Trump

Speaking of the worst thing to happen to the economy since the Great Depression, Trump got a peace plan in place between Hamas, and Israel. 

We gotta give him props for that.

Elon Musk

The world’s most brilliant man has done it again…

Faced with sales of his hideous cybertruck tanking, Elon decided to turn things around himself, buy buying the cybertruck himself!

It’s genius!

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Circumcision

— Super Bowl Halftime Show

—Lisa Catalano

00:00 Introductions

01:59 Circumcision

10:11 Super Bowl Halftime Show

24:23 Lisa Catalano

35:15 Puff Daddy

36:05 Conversion Therapy

Circumcision

RFK Jr. is at it again: if there’s a culprit behind the rise of autism, he’ll absolutely ignore it in order to make nonsensical arguments.

This week: if you have a normal-looking wiener, then you’re autistic. 

Because logic.

(It’s another attack on Tylenol, who for some reason hasn’t sued yet.)

Super Bowl Halftime Show

Speaker Mike Johnson—a fake Christian who ignores the teachings of Jesus in order to offer fealty to a bigger piece of human excrement than Chad was at the end of Weird Science—has never heard of Bad Bunny, but still thinks he’s a bad choice for the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

Mike’s choice?
Lee Greenwood. 

The man is as stupid as he is cruel.

Lisa Catalano

Lisa is a single woman who had an idea: what if, instead of wasting her time on dating apps, she took out a billboard promoting her “I wanna get married!” website?

For some reason, she’s getting hate mail.

Should she get mocked? 

Absolutely!

Hate mail?

No.

That’s absurd. 

Puff Daddy

Will Trump pardon P. Diddy? Sean Combs? Diddy? Whatever he’s calling himself these days? 

God, I hope so.

I think it’d be funny.

Conversion Therapy 

The Supreme Court says that people can use conversion therapy in order to help people pray the gay away.

It doesn’t work, it’s stupid, it’s trying to alter who someone is in order to have them worship an imaginary sky being, but whatever.
So, Jake and nathan are on board. 

In fact, they’re going to become conversion therapists!

Because why not? 

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—TikTok

—Bad Bunny

—Danica Patrick

00:00 Introductions

00:54 TikTok

03:50 Bad Bunny

10:08 Danica Patrick

16:39 Self Pleasure

22:10 Riyadh Comedy Festival

32:06 Jennifer Lopez

35:27 Jimmy Kimmel

38:20 MAGA Morons

41:25 Mountain Climber Falls

TikTok

Their algorithm is the worst thing on the planet, hear why.

Bad Bunny 

He was announced as the Super Bowl halftime show, and the worst of the worst people on the planet went full crybaby.

It’s insane just how fragile conservatives are.

Danica Patrick

A question for everyone…

Did Danica Patrick become a horrible person because Aaron Rodgers dumped her, or did Aaron Rodgers dump Danica Patrick because she’s a horrible person? 

Self Pleasure

It’s bad.

Did you know that? 

Well, a new app, Liven: Self-Discovery Companion, is here to help you. 

Any time you feel like touching yourself, you grab your phone, and instead of dialing up adult content, you get a lecture.

What a time to be alive. 

Riyadh Comedy Festival

Saudi Arabia had a comedy festival, and it divided the comedy community.

Jack and nathan seem to be on the same page, though: it’s for the people, not the government. 

Jennifer Lopez

Jen gets a bad rap, because she’s (allegedly) treated a lot of people horribly. 

So, what do you do if you’re a “news” outlet with nothing to say, but need clicks?

You use her reputation to write a horrible clickbait headline. 

Our media, ladies and gentlemen. 

Jimmy Kimmel

Speaking of clickbait nonsense: Fox News knows people only read headlines. 

So, they throw up, “Jimmy Kimmel loses viewers!” 

Because, after his big return night, things leveled off. 

That said, they leveled off at a higher level than he had before the suspension, which means that technically, he grew his audience. 

But Fox doesn’t like that narrative. 

MAGA Morons

You got lied to, because you’re stupid. 

It’s that simple.

Mountain Climber Falls

A man in China decided to untether from his group in order to take better pictures. 

Was it worth it? 

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Caffeine & Mormons

00:00 Introductions

06:21 Tylenol

12:21 Farmers

16:05 Tylenol 2.0

19:05 Nepo Babies

23:53 Jimmy Kimmel 2.0

30:15 Trump Speech

31:49 Argentina 

36:28 Go Fund Me

41:17 Charlie Sheen

Caffeine

Celsius is the nectar of the Gods, but Jake still drinks Monster.

Today, however, Nathan forwent his delicious buzz for some healthy BCAA amino acids.

Mormons

In an odd twist of fate, before the horrific, senseless, and tragic attack on a Mormon temple in Michigan, the religion came up organically, and a brief discussion of the magic-underpants clan was had.

Tylenol

RFK Jr. is a complete moron, Trump is even dumber than “complete moron,” and yet they’re doling out medical advice.

*sigh*

The country we live in.

This is nothing short of embarrassing.

But what’s worse is: there are people dumber than Trump who listen to and believe in him.

*double sigh*

Farmers

This segment is messy… 

It begins with a viewer comment, shifts to farmers voting against their own interests, and becomes a tale of the FBI raiding a house in nathan’s neighborhood.

Tylenol 

And… we’re back.

No, Tylenol does not cause autism.

We continue down the path of stupid that was laid before us by Dear Orange Leader and Captain Vocal Cords.

Nepo Babies

Megan McCain is hilarious.

I mean, not in a self-aware, intelligent way, no.

I mean: she got everything in life because of her last name, yet railed against Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner’s daughter for using her parents to get a speaking gig at the United Nations. 

So funny.

So dumb.

(Also: God bless ya, young Garner/Affleck, but no, we’re not going back to mask mandates “just because.”)

Jimmy Kimmel

Sinclair and Nextstar Media are run by horrible people.
They’re interested in one narrative, not the truth, and not free speech.

Donald Trump Speech

Did people walk out during Donald Trump’s Charlie Kirk speech?
A video shows they did.

What the video doesn’t show is: at what point did this happen? Minute one? Minute 45? When?
(Probably the latter.)

Argentina 

Oh, the dumb farmers of America…

They voted for the guy who bankrupted them in 2018, and now they’re upset he’s giving Argentina $20 billion…

…right after Argentina sold China a butt-ton of soybeans.

(Note: China didn’t buy any soybeans from the U.S. in quarter 2 of 2025, lol.)

Go Fund Me

Oh, hypocrisy…

When someone on the right does something awful, Go Fund Me has principles: we don’t allow for that on our site!
When someone on the left does something stupid, Go Fund Me says, “Sure! Raise some money!”
To quote South Park: Lame. Weak.

Charlie Sheen

Jake watched the Netflix doc. 

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—South Park & Charlie Kirk

—Jimmy Kimmel

—Brigitte Macron

00:00 Introductions

01:51 Bragging Rights

04:43 Starbucks

08:14 Jimmy Kimmel

10:57 The View

20:16 Jesus Take the Yoke

21:08 Brigitte Macron

31:51 Farm Bankruptcies 

41:01 Mahmoud Khalil

43:53 Susan Monarez

46:42 Donald Trump

South Park & Charlie Kirk

nathan called it: the way to combat stupidity isn’t through violence, it’s through mockery.

Charlie Kirk’s executive producer said Comedy Central should put the South Park/Charlie Kirk episode back online.

Good on him for getting it.

Starbucks

Why does every a-hole in the world take their anger out on Starbucks?

The dumbest of the dumb are apparently going to Starbucks, ordering a drink, giving Charlie Kirk’s name, and then angrily smashing the drink when it arrives.
What does this solve?

Jimmy Kimmel

As of this recording, he was still off the air.

By the time of this posting, he’s back, baby!

Both sides think whatever they cancel is OK, because they’re the ones doing the cancelling.

But damn, the right is by far the more hypocritical of the two extremes.

The View

Speaking of Jimmy Kimmel, the ladies on The View were eerily silent regarding his suspension.
Unfortunately, Whoopi Goldberg found the time to say something incredibly stupid (shocking, I know) about President Biden.

Ugh.

Irony

Not gonna make TOO much fun here, because it’s awful.
But, it’s also, as said, ironic.

Brigitte Macron

Brigitte and her French President hubby Emmanuel are suing Candice Owens, because Candice claims Brigitte was born a man. 

What the frogs should have done is question whether or not Candice was born with a brain, because, damn…

She’s dumber than the Scarecrow.

Farm Bankruptcies

Bad trade policies are killing American farmers, but, this is what 80+% voted for, so…

Mahmoud Khalil

Mahmoud is getting deported.

Jake is against it (kinda), and nathan is for it, or just doesn’t care.

Hey, be a kind guest.

Don’t be a dick.

It’s really that simple.

(And, of course, don’t lie on your application visa.) 

Susan Monarez

Susan testified in a hearing, and lo and behold, it turns out RFK is a lying POS.

Who knew, other than anyone that has ever heard RFK say anything?

Donald Trump

Smart people hate him.

Truer words have never been spoken.

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—The Supreme Court 

—South Korea

—Charlie Kirk

00:00 Introductions

01:30 The Supreme Court 

10:46 South Korea

14:11 Michigan Criminals 

17:11 Florida!

23:23 Charlie Kirk

The Supreme Court 

Oh what a ruling…

Profiling is now legal in the United States. 

Take that, Constitution.

Take that, 4th Amendment.

We are no longer a nation of honor, or morals.

South Korea

Hyundai was kind enough to pledge to invest $7.6 billion to build an EV battery plant in Georgia. 

And how did we respond?

A woman named Tori Branum, someone so stupid it’s almost impossible to believe, has taken credit for contacting ICE.

Of course, she’s a Trumper, so that explains just how dumb she is.

Michigan Criminals

Well, we live in a consequence free world, and that’s kinda sad.

In Michigan, you can try and steal an election, and that’s fine and dandy and legal.

Then again, in the U.S. today, you can assault a police officer while trying to overthrow an election, and be pardoned. 

The message this sends to kids is astounding.

Florida!

The worst state in the nation is at it again.

Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo said that without running any data numbers, the stupid state is ending vaccination mandates.

As author Dave Barry says, “Florida has twenty-three million residents, and I don’t think it’s fair to judge the state because of the actions of twenty-one million of them.”

Such a backwards state.

Charlie Kirk

What can be said here that hasn’t been said EVERYWHERE?
Tune in and find out.

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