Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Haircuts & Halloween

—Nick Reiner

00:00 Introductions

21:29 Nick Reiner

31:13 Tommy the Republican Plant

35:52 Vivek Ramaswamy

41:01 Political Ads

Introductions

The idiots discuss haircuts & Halloween… nathan went to an MTV themed costume party, where drunk people were expected to sing, “We Are the World.”

Yeah, no.

Jake bet on UFC fights, asa he tends to do, and the duo discuss the Milwaukee Brewers epic World Series run.

Finally: the NFL is going strong, and we’re all in.

Nick Reiner

There’s a $1.5 million trust fund just sitting doing nothing, and the lawyers want it.

I mean, they’re not defending Nick because he’s innocent, but because Nick can make them wealthy.

Tommy the Republican Plant

A video went viral last week, and with good reason.

A patriotic Christian male named “Tommy” decided to go after Abdul El-Sayed, and he brought a MAGA IQ to a Mensa fight.

Tommy absolutely had his butt handed to him, and after it was all over, a quick internet search showed that Tommy was a Republican operative.

Someone wanted to catch El-Sayed in a “gotcha” moment, and man did that backfire.

Vivek Ramaswamy

Lol, wow… the only appropriate way to describe him would get us banned from social media. 

Political Ads

They target the dumbest of the dumb, and Ashley Hinson in Iowa is hoping that monumentally stupid people believe her lies.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

Find Jake at @jakevevera

Find nathan at nathantimmel.com

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This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Shane Gillis Hosts SNL

—Football

00:00 Introductions

05:02 Video Games

16:31 Katie Zacharia

26:25 Clickbait of the Week

30:16 Trump Halts Sanctions

34:47 Shane Gillis Hosts SNL

Introductions

We’re talking football, baby. 

Video Games

Who doesn’t love a good video game?

We’re just casually rambling on about Grand Theft Auto, Tomb Raider… World-building games.

Katie Zacharia

Jake & nathan argue over whether or not the most unqualified Press Secretary to ever stand at a podium is attractive or not.

And, since I’m the one typing this all up, the answer is no.

She’s not attractive.

Clickbait of the Week

A headline screamed that if they won, Dems would attack Donald Trump.

The reality of the article was: Dems were going to attack his horrible, failing policies. 

Trump Halts Sanctions

Donald Trump, the worst president in American history, has tanked the economy.

Again.

Just like he did in round one.

But this time, he thinks he can save it, by dropping some sanctions against Russia.

So, Russia sells goods, uses the money to support Iran, Iran bombs both its neighbors and the U.S. Military…

Art of the deal.

Shane Gillis Hosts SNL

Shane Gillis hosted Saturday Night Live, told a joke, and the crybabies reacted.

(Because that’s what crybabies do.)

What’s funny (meaning sad), is that the same people who called Sydney Sweeney names and told her to wear more clothes, are the same people calling Shane names for saying women under-dress at the gym. 

Irony is a beautiful thing. 

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

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Find Jake at @jakevevera

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This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Iowa Embraces Satan

—Hardcore Jews

00:00 Introductions

16:55 Zach Bryan

18:23 American Idol

20:43 Nidal Hasan

31:24 Circumcision

34:12 Iowa Embraces Satan

37:27 Hardcore Jews

Roast Comedy

nathan has a roast show coming up, so he and Jake discuss that branch of stand-up comedy.

Also discussed: politically correct drag shows.

Zach Bryan

Zach wore a “Free Palestine” shirt inside Gillette Stadium.

Take that, Robert Kraft.

American Idol

Oh, clickbait… Caleb Flynn was on two episodes of American Idol, so when he was sentenced to prison for murdering his wife, the headlines called him a “FORMER CONTESTANT.”

Sure.

Oh, by the way, he was also a CHRISTIAN PASTOR.

Just saying.

Nidal Hasan

nathan is all about the death penalty, but Jake convinces him that using it on piece of human poop Nidal Hasan is a bad idea.

Circumcision

This came out of left field, but we talk about it.

Because why not? 

Iowa Embraces Satan

OK, not really, but still amusing. 

Hardcore Jews

And, because of our circumcision conversation earlier, we go down a path filled with NYC Hasidic Jews.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

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Episode 690: Eric Schmitt

This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Failed Executions

—Eric Schmitt

00:00 Introductions

00:31 Failed Executions

14:14 U2 & Ed Sheeran

17:19 Trade War

21:56 Eric Schmitt

Failed Executions

Oh, Tennessee, you silly, incompetent state.

The Volunteer state needed to put a prisoner down, and they botched it.

In a country full of guns, and we can’t remove a psychopath from our midst. 

Hashtag: sad.

U2 & Ed Sheeran

We’ve talked about the Macklemore/Sheeran nonsense already, but this was a nice feather in Jake’s cap: Bono agrees with him.

A ginger who sings bland pop music shouldn’t be the enemy in this situation. 

Trade War

Jake is an alcoholic, and Trump just banned liquor imports from Canada.

Let’s see how he feels about that.

Eric Schmitt

Eric Schmitt is a partisan hack with an IQ relative to that of a turnip, or potato(e).

He’s also an a-hole.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

Find Jake at @jakevevera

Find nathan at nathantimmel.com

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This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—The NFL

00:00 Introductions

00:21 The NFL

08:19 Ginger Singer Followup

21:04 Kid Rock Festival

34:20 Don’t Make Jokes

The NFL

Both Jake and nathan love football… Jake roots for the Lions, and nathan is perpetually let down by the Green Bay Packers.

How important is an offensive line?

Very.

Very important.

Ginger Singer Followup

Ed Sheeran apologized for kicking Macklemore off his tour… Where was the apology for adding him in the first place?

Kid Rock Festival

What’s worse than a Kid Rock concert?

A Kid Rock spoken word performance.

Kid Rock was scheduled to spew his unique brand of stupid into a microphone at a political rally, but no one was interested. 

Shocking. 

Don’t Make Jokes

A woman with too much time on her hands is upset because she didn’t like a joke contained within a romantic comedy.

Oh grow up.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

Find Jake at @jakevevera

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This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Kinnick Stadium

—Aubrey Plaza

—Jimmy Kimmel

00:00 Introductions

05:20 Aubrey Plaza

12:50 Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC

29:22 John Malkovich & Israel

34:58 Yvonne “Missy” Woods

Introductions

nathan spent the morning cleaning up Kinnick Stadium in Iowa City. 

What’s the most surprising thing he found?

Tune in to find out.

Aubrey Plaza

Our clickbait of the week involves Aubrey, and her exciting dating history.

Note: entertainment media is the absolute worst.

Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC

First and foremost: the FCC is run by a partisan a-hole hack. 

Brendan Carr has his tongue so far up Trump’s butt that it’s sad. 

He’s not protecting the airwaves, he’s protecting the Orange Douche.

That said, the idea Jimmy Kimmel moved his James Talarico interview to YouTube was because of “FCC rules” is nonsense.

Just have Ken Paxton on your show, and boom: problem solved.

John Malkovich & Israel

One of the few celebrities out there willing to travel to Israel just cancelled a performance, because Israel put words into his mouth.

Oh, PR teams…
How are you so bad at your jobs?

Yvonne “Missy” Woods

A Colorado crime analyst cheated the results, and is going to jail.

Yikes.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

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This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Lindsay Clancy

—WI Judge Messes Up

00:00 Introductions

00:28 Lindsay Clancy

19:51 WI Judge Messes Up

Lindsay Clancy

The trail is over, and somehow we managed to not talk about it at all while the world was taking sides and digging in.

What a time to be alive.

Well, it was a mistrial.

Is that because Massachusetts has horrible insanity laws?

Probably.

What’s next?

Who knows?

WI Judge Messes Up

How this isn’t bigger news is beyond me.

I need to be careful in the description here, because the algorithm doesn’t like certain words, topics, or truths, so suffice to say: a judge in Wisconsin just ruled in favor of something awful.

Tune in to hear what.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

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This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Zohran Mamdani

—Trump Blames Vandals

00:00 Introductions

01:47 Zohran Mamdani

20:23 Trump Blames Vandals

28:26 Demon Hunters

36:58 More COVID Nonsense

39:43 Iowa Regents

Zohran Mamdani

People have opinions on Mamdani… But should they?

If you don’t live in NYC, what do you care?

And why?

Trump Blames Vandals

Donald Trump is the epitome of what it means to live a life free of reality, and consequences.

All he does is lie, and it’s hilarious.

(And sad.)

Demon Hunters

Christian music is hilariously bad of it’s on accord, but Christian metal?

Lol, my God… 

What is wrong with you, that you think hoarsely screaming into a microphone backed by distorted guitars and pounding drums is a good idea?

Anyway, they’re suing Netflix, because Netflix apparently made enjoyable art using a similar name, and they’re jealous. 

Or something like that. 

More COVID Nonsense

Why is it that whenever the RFK Jr. crowd crows about a report showing vaccinations are bad, it turns out the report is fraudulent?

Oh, right…

Because anti-science people aren’t interested in facts.

Iowa Regents

The Iowa Regents are a bunch of lying crybabies.

They are doing everything they can to force a course no one wants down every student’s throat, and using taxpayer dollars to fund it.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Coca-Cola Christians

—A Nonprofit CEO

00:00 Introductions

03:43 Coca-Cola Christians

12:53 Nonprofit CEO 

25:31 Employee of the Week

29:05 Trump: In the Navy

41:27 Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert

Coca-Cola Christians

Question: who’s stupider, Coca-Cola executives for NOT seeing the controversy that would hit them if they censored personalized cans, or Christians, for being the whiniest crybaby snowflakes on the planet? 

Nonprofit CEO

The CEO of a California-based (Los Angeles specifically) nonprofit designed to assist homeless people…

…lives in a mansion in Hawaii, and earned almost a million dollars a year over the course of a couple years.

Is Carol Adelkoff bilking the system?

Tune in and find out.

Employee of the Week

Shake Shack employee Keondre Simmons called in sick to work, showed up and robbed the place, and then showed up for his next shift a couple days later.

Hero.

Trump: In the Navy

Trump wants to waste billions of dollars making the Navy less technologically advanced, and therefore weaker.

How long before we discover he received a bribe from a company that can dumb down the ships Trump wants to worsen? 

Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert

We paid Argentina $20 billion after telling American farmers “USA #1,” and now their beef is being recalled.

The Duggars are the worst family in the world, and Lauren Boebert and Sarah Pailin have more in common than being horrible politicians.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

Find Jake at @jakevevera

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This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—The Best Clickbait Headlines

—The Worst Job Interview

—Boy George

00:00 Introductions

00:37 The Worst Job Interview

13:30 Clickbait Headlines

22:13 Boy George

30:25 The Odyssey 

43:24 Jimothy
The Worst Job Interview

nathan got a lead on a corporate gig, but the people in charge have absolutely no clue what they’re doing.

Clickbait Headlines

Sometimes they’re great, sometimes they’re horrible, this week we’re looking at one from each category.

Side note: the worst one this week involves the WNBA, where all the coverage is about race, and none of the coverage is about the games.

Boy George

Boy George wrote a new song!
Kind of.
He wrote lyrics for a new song, and then had AI write the… I guess you’d call it, “music.”

It’s pretty bad, but it upset all the right people, because it’s a pro-Israel diddy you can tap your foot to.

But, the outraged are ignoring the lyrics for the stance, and soiling their diapers.

Because that’s what they do.

The Odyssey 

If you don’t like it, you’re MAGA!

So screams the left, who refuse to let the film stand on its own merits, but must reduce everything to politics, even where no politics exist.

Also: John Leguizamo is a hypocrite. 

Why? 

How? 

Tune in and find out.

Jimothy

A crybaby is trying to use everyone’s favorite raccoon to push an agenda.
This is why we can’t have nice things.

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