This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Cracker Barrel

—Male Cheerleaders

—The Pulse Memorial

00:00 Introductions

02:02 Cracker Barrel

11:42 Male Cheerleaders

19:54 Pulse Memorial

26:44 Carnival Cruise Lines

29:23 Jussie Smollett

34:04 Mr. Beast

38:28 Gavin Newsom

Cracker Barrel

The news doesn’t get much bigger than this… Cracker Barrel has gone WOKE! Woke I say! 

They changed their logo, and even though no one on the left was talking about the restaurant chain in any way, shape or form, the right still threw a hissy fit to the Gods. 

Because that’s what the right does, they throw hissy fits over big nothings. 

Crybabies.

Male Cheerleaders

Speaking of the right throwing hissy fits, the Minnesota Vikings decided to go all in on dumb and hire male cheerleaders.

Um, why?
What’s the point?

Who does this appeal to?

Pulse Memorial

Florida really is the worst state. 

That’s all there is to it. 

When the State Government decides to take action and paint over a memorial in a City Jurisdiction to erase a tragedy just because gay people were involved…
I can’t even really make a joke here. 

I mean, I do on the recording, but still…

F-you, Florida. 

(We also discuss the collapsing U.S. tourism industry. Thanks, Trump!) 

 Carnival Cruise Lines

A new boycott is brewing, and it’s because “racism.”
Or, is it just perceived racism?

Or is it invented “racism?”

Jussie Smollett 

He’s back, baby!

The land of no shame cashes in on everything.

Mr. Beast

Once again, he’s doing right by the world, and once again, crybabies are crying. 

Sophie Rain donated $1,000,000 to a clean water campaign, and people who live in their parent’s basement complained.

Because that’s the world we live in.

Gavin Newsom

He’s trolling the hell out of conservatives, and they’re whining and crying and don’t see the blatant irony.

Go figure. 

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Pete Davidson

—The American Farmer

—Playboy

00:00 Introductions

02:54 Pete Davidson

10:39 Farmers

12:51 Automakers

15:39 Playboy

Introductions

Jake praises China, and Chairman Xi, in order to curry his favor and become a certified creator on TikTok, that he may become a co-host of the podcast on that dreaded platform.

Pete Davidson

Poor Pete Davidson used to be sad, because he was super successful, and sleeping with gorgeous celebrities, AND THAT’S ALL THE PRESS WOULD TALK ABOUT.

Imagine winning the lottery, and complaining. 

Jesus.

Farmers

They voted overwhelmingly for Trump, and now they’re going bankrupt in record numbers.

Who could have seen this coming, except for anyone and everyone with an IQ higher than that of a potato(e)?

Automakers

The tariffs have wiped out profits from pretty much every automaker. 

Good job, everyone!

Also: inflation is going up. 

Again.

Who saw that coming, except for… Well, you know how that sentence ends.

Playboy
How is it still a company?

Apparently they’re moving their headquarters from California to Florida, but no one has any clue what they produce. 

After that, technical difficulties destroy the podcast.

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Star Wars

—Taiwan/China 

00:00 Introductions

02:23 China & Taiwan

10:33 Gina Carano 

35:30 French Farmers

45:08 Teddy Bridgewater

Introduction: TikTok is the absolute worst. 

Taiwan

Out of nowhere, Jake makes a joke about how/why TikTok sucks, and for reasons no one understands, we go down a path of “Is Taiwan part of China, or it’s own country?”

Gina Carano & Disney

A block of wood took on Disney… and won! 

Disney fired Gina Carano from The Mandalorian, and instead of staying quiet about why, they thumped their corporate chest and told the world she wasn’t woke enough.

Well, Gina sued, and Disney settled out of court.

This opener leads to a long discussion of all things…

Star Wars

Both hosts ask why it’s so popular, given that it’s a couple great films surrounded by complete garbage. 

(Except for Andor, which is fantastic.)

Somehow, nathan manages to rope in KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park. 

France

French farmers sprayed liquid manure all over squatters on their land, and the video is glorious.

From here, a side discussion of horrible drivers ensues. 

Teddy Bridgewater

The man is kind, and tried doing something nice for kids in need, and was punished for it.

The world we live in, ladies and gentlemen.

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans

—Hulk Hogan

—Kamala Harris

00:00 Introductions

07:55 Modern English

09:22 Thailand vs. Cambodia

11:29 The Washington Redskins

13:47 Sydney Sweeney

26:16 Kamala Harris

32:58 Buddhist Monks

35:21 Derek Huffman

41:03 The Economy

Hulk Hogan

Jake’s dad passed away, but so did a famous, racist, philandering wrestler. The Idiots make fun of Gawker, and how their insistence on airing a video no one wanted to see cost them everything.

Also: nathan called it!
When the Hulkster died, he texted Jake, “Man, Hooters is gonna be hurting now…”
AND TWO DAYS LATER, THAT WAS THE NEWS!

You really need to listen to us, because we’re on top of things.

Modern English

nathan has done more for that band recently than anyone else. 

How?
Tune in for the answer.

Thailand vs. Cambodia

Did you know they went to war?

Don’t worry, no one did.
We only found out about it after a ceasefire was reached.

The Washington Football Team

The Commanders is absolutely, 100%, the dumbest name in all of football, and they chose it willingly.

Well, Donald Trump wants their old name back…

Or, at least he did for two seconds, while trying to distract people from the fact he’s in the Epstein Files.

Sydney Sweeney

Sydney is probably the most shrewd businesswoman out there. 

Oh, you don’t like my bathwater ad?

Well, let’s quadruple down on my looks…

She’s taking things to the bank.

Her next 5 movies could flop, and she’ll still have a better cashflow than a Nigerian Prince. 

(Seriously, he only needs $2,000 in order to release his $10,000,000)

Both sides are shouting, because that’s what both sides do. 

Kamala Harris
The former VP and once nominee of the Democratic Party says “the system is broken…”
YA THINK?
The idiots laugh at the fact that she’s not only a product of the broken system, she’s part of it.

—A couple weeks back, Buddhist Monks made the news for getting it on with a local lady of the evening…

Turns out, they’re all testing positive for meth!
Man, Buddhist Monks know how to party.

Derek Huffman

You can stop the search, we found the absolute dumbest person on the planet…

Derek Huffman moved his family to Russia, because the U.S. of A. was becoming too gay.

Now he’s on the front lines of the Ukraine invasion.

Hopefully, things work out for the best of humanity. 

The Economy

Rut-ro, turns out that a fake billionaire who bankrupted a handful of businesses might not be that smart.

Before the 2024 election, over 20 Nobel Prize Winning Economists came out and said Kamala had the better plan.

Now, employment is stagnating, inflation is rising, and things are on the precipice of really taking a dive.

Who saw this coming, save for everyone with an IQ higher than that of a turnip?

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Well, we’ve never missed a week before.

We record over Christmas, Easter… Hell, each and every holiday.

When other podcasts go on break, we keep on keeping on.

But, this week, Jake lost a parent.

Thing is, he would’ve recorded anyway, if not for the logistics of it all.

So, a tale of loss to hold you over until we can go back to mocking everything.

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This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… 

—The Coldplay Couple

—Iran

—Jeffrey Epstein

00:00 Introductions

00:55 Coldplay

08:01 Iran 

14:33 Thailand 

19:47 Jeffrey Epstein

30:52 The Mortician

40:42 Billy Joel

—nathan avoided burping into the microphone. Someone give him an award.

—Coldplay can sell out stadiums! Who knew??

Just another testament to America’s acceptance of bland entertainment. Acceptance, embracing! 

Anyway, Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and the company’s HR chief Kristin Cabot are in love! And not with their spouses. 

What better way to carry on an affair than to go into a public stadium with 50,000 people.

(Seriously, though, how does Coldplay fill stadiums?)

—A few weeks back, our Cheeto in Charge bombed Iran. Initial assessments were that we did very little to deter Iran’s nuclear ambitions. Now that the intelligence agencies have had time to really study things, we find…

…we did very little to deter Iran’s nuclear ambitions.
But, hey! 

We stopped talking about whatever it was Trump had screwed up at the time, right?

Squirrel! 

—Buddhist Monks showed priests how it’s done! They had sex with an AGE APPROPRIATE WOMAN.
(Not, you know, young boys.)

As nathan says on the podcast: can we just stop pretending humans don’t like sex?

—It’s the story we can’t escape: Donald Trump covering not just his own well-documented involvement with Jeffrey Epstein, the horrific pedo.

The only way Trump will fall is if it comes from within his own cult; will this be a bridge too far for them?

Nothing else was.

Will the harm of children finally be enough for them?

Doubtful, but we’ll see.

—Spoiler Alert: Jake tells about ALL the crazy that happens on the HBO Documentary, The Mortician.
It. Is. Insane.

—No spoilers here: nathan recommends the new Billy Joel doc on HBO.

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This week on the ‘cast, we discuss 

—Jeffrey Epstein

—Elon Musk

—Zorhan Mamdani

00:00 Introductions

08:33 Jeffrey Epstein

20:07 Alex Jones

24:29 Zorhan Mamdani

37:46 Elon Musk

43:48 Cedar Point

—Up front, we talk YouTube troubles, and AI.

Jake had massive problems with the Verizon Wireless chatbot, which sent him all over town looking for a router.

Also: Elon Musk’s Gronk has been programmed to spew hate.

Shocking, considering the source.

(Oh, wait…)

—All MAGA world wanted was a client list, and answers about Jeffrey’s self-departure from this world.

All they got was a big, fat, nothing.

Shocking, that a man that visited the island multiple times would want to cover things up.

Even funnier that some people who were all in on Epstein have shifted gears to protect Dear Leader. 

—On the bright side of things, the coverup brought Alex Jones to tears.
Everyone’s favorite conspiracy theorist, and man who owes millions of dollars to parents whose lives he upended with his lies and hate, was all in on the Epstein files. 

This latest blow made him cry in his car, and the rest of us laugh.

—Fox News, the fair and balanced take on things that was sued for lying about Election 2020 and paid out almost $800 million because of it, is back at it, only this time, more carefully.

Zorhan said something overly progressive, that maybe social workers should take care of homeless problems, not cops, and that’s fine…

But he also suggested social workers handle domestic violence calls.

Yeah… no.

Oh well.

The right has to latch on to whatever they can, because they can’t use merit-based reporting to push their agenda.

—Noted a-hole and ruiner of all things good Elon Musk has formed his own political party.

Why?

Because he’s a petty, vindictive person.

And, hopefully, that will help swing an election in the favor of good!
All he’s going to pull are fringe MAGA morons, so…

Fingers crossed he pours $300 million into defeating any handpicked Trump candidate in the midterms.

—Last week, someone with more passion than brain cells took offense to nathan’s description of Cedar Point, and left a comment.

nathan fires back with what the kids call facts.

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00:00 Introductions

09:57 Puff Daddy Verdict

19:57  Bryan Kohberger

22:24 The Big Beautiful Bill

29:04 TikTok

37:09 Sneak Preview

—Cedar Point… Is it worth it? Sadly, no.
The rollercoasters are fun, but the cost is too high for what you get. 

Jake likes Adventureland, Iowa’s answer to Six Flags.

(Jake doesn’t like Field of Dreams, because he has no soul.)

—Sean P. Diddy Combs was found…
Partially guilty.

Guilty on some counts, not on others. 

And what happens next?
We turn to celebrities, to see what they think!

—Murderer Bryan Kohberger took a selfie at the scene of the crime.

Do we have to put him in prison for life?
Can’t we just take him out back and pull an Old Yeller? 

—Welp, Trump got what he wanted: tax breaks for billionaires, cuts to human services…
America: finally great again. 

—nathan has gone viral!
Last time it was a joke about marriage, this time it’s the noting of the horrible cymbal crash in the Modern English song, “I Melt With You.”

—Jake tells us all to watch “The Mortician,” on HBO.

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00:00 Introductions

00:33 Zorhan Mamdani

10:06 Natalie Imbruglia 

13:54 Iran

17:46 Chip Caray

27:40 Hetero Awesome Fest

31:15 Impeach Trump!

—Introductions: Hellos to you.

—New York City didn’t elect a new mayor, nathan got that wrong. But, Zohran Mamdani won the primary on the Democratic side of things

—In a shocking news update, Natalie Imbruglia doesn’t look the same at age 50 that she did at age 23!

—Iran was on track to be a less-threatening country thanks to Obama, but Trump’s insecurities got the better of him, and now it’s a poop-show.

Also: Tulsi Gabbard is a sad, sad brown nosing sycophant. But we all knew that.

—Cardinal’s broadcaster Chip Caray made a mistake during a game, and crybaby morons were upset.

The world we live in, everyone.

—Speaking of insecure crybabies, Mark Fitzpatrick put together ‘Hetero Awesome Fest’ to drown out the urges in his loins, and no one showed up.

—Oh, Democrats… when has impeachment silliness ever worked in your favor?

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00:00 Introductions

01:20 Surviving Ohio State

17:17 OceanGate

35:09 Cruz vs. Carlson

44:48 Trump Phone

45:21 Immigration & ICE

46:42 Mike Lindell

—Introductions: A brief touch on the weather, because small talk is wonderful up front.

—Surviving Ohio State: Wow, Jim Jordan is one of the worst people on the planet. It’s one thing to be mentally deranged, and therefore a pedo, but Jim Jordan is a pedo protector, and that’s almost worst. 

At least if you’re into harming others, you can be written off as a sociopath. There’s something genuinely wrong with you; you’re not all there mentally. 

But Jim Jordan protects pesos for political advancement. 

He’s just a gross human being all around.

Oh, and… Yeah. Ohio State University covered up sexual assault for decades, and still refuses to pay any victims. 

Insane.

—OceanGate: As we all know, the Titan submersible imploded in 2023, killing a megalomaniac CEO (no loss), a couple billionaires (no loss), and a kid (tragic, that his dad got him killed).

But damn… there were signs every single step of the way that this was going to fail. 

And yet, people continued on until the eventual happened. 

The world we live in.

—Ted Cruz vs. Tucker Carlson: “Ted Cruz has done a lot of horrible things in his life, but the worst has to be making Tucker Carlson a voice of reason.”
That’s the best tweet I saw regarding the Tucker Carlson/Ted Cruz interview.
Cruz wants to bomb Iran, which, by the time this aired, had already happened.

News moves fast… 

—Trump Phone: They claim it’s made in the USA, but that’s impossible. Not that truth has ever mattered to a MAGA moron. They’ll buy the garbage because they’re stupid. 

—Immigration & ICE: TACO, “Trump Always Chickens Out.” Apparently he’s finally figuring out that immigrants are necessary workers. All it took was his multi-millionaire corporate friends telling him they profit off the backs of migrants. 

—Mike Lindell: Noted a-hole and mustache enthusiast My Pillow Guy lost in court, again. It’d be nice if something deserving (prison, cancer) actually happened to him. 

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