00:00 Introductions

09:57 Puff Daddy Verdict

19:57  Bryan Kohberger

22:24 The Big Beautiful Bill

29:04 TikTok

37:09 Sneak Preview

—Cedar Point… Is it worth it? Sadly, no.
The rollercoasters are fun, but the cost is too high for what you get. 

Jake likes Adventureland, Iowa’s answer to Six Flags.

(Jake doesn’t like Field of Dreams, because he has no soul.)

—Sean P. Diddy Combs was found…
Partially guilty.

Guilty on some counts, not on others. 

And what happens next?
We turn to celebrities, to see what they think!

—Murderer Bryan Kohberger took a selfie at the scene of the crime.

Do we have to put him in prison for life?
Can’t we just take him out back and pull an Old Yeller? 

—Welp, Trump got what he wanted: tax breaks for billionaires, cuts to human services…
America: finally great again. 

—nathan has gone viral!
Last time it was a joke about marriage, this time it’s the noting of the horrible cymbal crash in the Modern English song, “I Melt With You.”

—Jake tells us all to watch “The Mortician,” on HBO.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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