Welcome to this week’s episode of the [Insert Podcast Name], where your favorite comedy duo makes sense of the senseless—one sarcastic joke at a time.

Here’s what we tackled:

1. Adriana Smith & Georgia’s Dystopian Abortion Laws
The tragic story of Adriana Smith—a brain-dead woman being kept on life support against her family’s wishes—highlights just how extreme Georgia’s abortion restrictions have become. It's like the Handmaid’s Tale… except somehow less fictional.

2. David Geffen’s Go-Go Divorce
82-year-old media mogul David Geffen is splitting from his 32-year-old go-go dancer husband. We’re shocked, shocked that marrying someone 50 years younger didn’t work out. True love, meet prenup.

3. Venezuelans for Trump (Until He Meant Them)
Venezuelan voters in Doral, Florida are suddenly questioning their MAGA hats. Trump’s mass deportation plans weren’t supposed to apply to them, right? Spoiler: They do.

4. Salvatore Garau’s Invisible Sculptures
Yes, an Italian artist is selling invisible sculptures. Real money. Fake art. He’s out here living every art major’s dream—and we can’t even get people to pay attention to our  podcast.

5. GiveSendGo: The Least Christian “Christian” Site
GiveSendGo claims to be a Christian crowdfunding platform, but with a client list that reads like a Southern Poverty Law Center watchlist, maybe it’s time for a new mission statement.

6. No Surrender… Except They Did
A Bruce Springsteen cover band was booted from a gig because The Boss himself criticized Trump. We guess No Surrender... surrendered.

Listen now for your weekly dose of political satire, ridiculous headlines, and just enough despair to keep things interesting.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

Find Jake at @jakevevera

Find nathan at nathantimmel.com