This week, the Idiots discuss a clickbait headline involving Dominion vs. Fox News. The trial has been pushed back! Will justice ever be served?

Next up: Gamer and probable incel Jack Teixeira leaked Pentagon secrets to a gamer forum. Nothing like this has ever happened before!

Wait, what? It happens all the time?

Oh. Well then.

Anyway, the Idiots make fun of the idea that there could be a leader of the incels. No, not a Jordan Peterson type who tries to help men be better people, or an Andrew Tate who appeals to men who want to be horrible people... No, this would be a "leader" who (for reasons unknown) takes pride in being a virgin.

Also: The dumbest people on the planet—right wingers like Charlie Kirk, for example—say the Super Mario Bros. Movie succeeded because it wasn't "woke."

Take THAT, crybaby John Leguizamo!

Problem is: nathan has seen the movie—for the record, it's awful—and the thing is... it IS woke. The movie has a very empowered female lead, and that empowerment comes at the expense of both Mario and Luigi.

(Especially Luigi.)

Continuing: Missouri State Senator Mike Moon thinks child marriage is A-OK. He knows people who got married when they were twelve, and that seems like the Christian way to go.

Moving on: Elon Musk decided to pee $44 billion down the toilet by buying Twitter... what's his ROI at the moment? Well, it's not good...

And in closing: This isn't a Florida Man story, no. This is a Florida Men story!

Two idiots, William Hale and Frank Allison, turned a road rage incident into a shooting match, and each moron ended up accidentally shooting the other moron's daughter.

Even better, only one of them is being charged with a crime... and it's because he threw a water bottle at the other.

You can't make this stuff up, so we just make fun of it all.

Find Jake at @jakevevera

Find nathan @ nathantimmel.com