This week, the idiots open with the biggest news story of all time: Fyre Fest 2.0!

Billy McFarland is out of jail and is ready to organize another music festival. Or, considering the first one never happened, a music festival. Hopefully, all the same rich kids fall for the scam.

Next up, a small story that wasn't on very many radars: Fox News lied about election 2020 and paid $787,500,000 to keep it out of the court system. It's both hilarious, and sad. Hilarious, because that's some serious coin. Sad, because their idiot viewers don't know it happened.

Speaking of money: My Pillow Moron Mike Lindell offered $5 million to anyone who could debunk his "data" proving there was election fraud in 2020. Well, a conservative Trump supporter did just that, and an arbitration ruling says he has to pony up the dough. Since Lindell isn't known to be very honorable, chances are this one is headed to court.

Following that: Blackwashing Egyptian History... it's a thing! No, really, it is! We here in 'Merica like to pretend we're the center of the universe, but other countries exist, and they have national pride in their own histories, as Netflix just found out.

In closing: there's too much legal weed, and legal weed growers want to start selling their product in other states that have too much legal weed (doesn't make sense to us, either), and the Bud Light controversy might be a little less cut and dry than first imagined.

Enjoy!

Jake can be found at @jakevevera

nathan can be found at nathantimmel.com