Conservatives: they fear change, and what they fear, they attack.

Now that Bud Light has faded into the background, the dumbest of the dumb are outraged because Target sold a specialty bathing suit. Should that matter to anyone? No. Does it matter with people who have too much time on their hands? Yes.

You know what else is interesting about conservatives? They're so into their Dear Leader, they'll buy anything with his image on it, including Monopoly Money. Yup, some excellent grifters proclaimed Trump Bucks the money of the future, and incredibly stupid people bought into it. Amazing.

Also: Kim Kardashian cries at night, because it's tough being a single parent with several nannies, personal assistants, and hired help who do all your cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Oh, the pain she endures as a billionaire...

Alleged murder Bryan Kohberger (Idaho college students, in case you'd forgotten) refused to enter a plea at his own trial, so the judge did so for him... and the judge got it way wrong. No clue what that dark-robed man was thinking, but now this trial has to actually happen. Ugh.

Finally: Jake responds to a comment that didn't appreciate his thoughts on therapists, and therapy.

Idiots on Parade, we mock the news, so you don't have to.

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