This week, the Idiots discuss the hilarious fact that Spotify got taken by two of the useless dummies on the planet, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

For reasons no one understands, Spotify paid those two idiots $20 million to create... I don't know, content? A podcast?

Spotify paid them $20 million to bomb on their platform, and now the royal (or once royal) couple is walking.

Why do people with money give it to morons?

Boggles the mind.

Also: Russia is bombing Ukrainian farm equipment, and celebrating like they took out tanks, a district manager involved in the 2018 race-based kerfuffle at Starbucks just got paid (a lot. $25 million. Take that, Harry and Meghan.), Donald Trump is losing more lawyers, and the media turned an ill timed haircut into a hate crime.

Because while we all want to live in harmony, the media loves having us at our throats.

Give a listen, have a giggle.

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