Where were the Idiots last week?

That's addressed right off the bat in this Frankenstein's Monster of an episode that took THREE takes, thanks to Jake's less-than-stellar internet.

Not only do we discuss Jake's hospitalization for alcoholism—no, he's not cured—we opine about the unfortunate people who work for the My Pillow Guy, Michael J. Lindell. 

See, it's absolutely hilarious when he offers $5,000,000 to be proven wrong about election fraud in 2020, even if he is refusing to pay Bob Zeidman, the conservative (note that important nugget of information) who absolutely proved that Lindell's "evidence" was even more flimsy than the film 2,000 Mules. 

But when his sales drop, actual workers are harmed. They lose jobs, simply because their former crackhead boss (current boss, former crackhead) won't stop lying about the 2020 election. 

Also: a short history lesson. Russia is (allegedly) using amphetamines to hype up "disposable" soldiers, and keep them running into gunfire. It's funny, yes, but it's tradition. Drugs and war go hand in hand like they're chocolate and peanut butter. 

Finally, some light mockery of USA Today opinion journalist, Rex Huppke, the man with the goofiest (and biggest) headshot of all online media.