This week, the Idiots open with what should have been the biggest news story last week: Kid Rock photographed drinking a Bud Light.

Where were the Democrats pointing out (and mocking) the hypocrisy?

Oh, the missed opportunities…

Next up:  Oprah loves  attention.

Shocking, I know.

She was on Maui, handing out aid to people in need… and of course she needed a camera crew to document her munificence. 

Also: where’s the line between a positive tourism industry, and a system designed to make locals feel like second-class citizens? Tune in and listen to the discussion.

Following that, Elon Musk really seems to be using Twitter to his own benefit more than anything. Was it worth $44 billion?

Moving on: Trump has evidence there was election fraud! He promises to show it… probably never. He hasn’t shown it in any of the previous three years, and just canceled a yuge (!) press conference where he promised to reveal it to the world. 

To round things out, Paris Hilton was hired to sell NFTs to rubes. Well, rubes responded, bought the nonsense, lost money, and want to sue. It’s the dumb suing the stupid, and we’re here for it.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

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