This week, the Idiots celebrate their Nostradamus-like ways. 

Last week, when talking about Sidney Powell—which, for the record, is much less fun than discussing Sydney Sweeney—the question was asked: now that she’s pled guilty and agreed to testify against Donald Trump, how quickly before he claims to have never met her?

It’s like clockwork: someone works for Trump, is photographed with him, signs contracts, receives money, and is praised…

And then the second they leave the compound, he pretends they were always the worst person, ever—which, for the record, they were when they were supporting Trump—and the cult buys into it.

It must be nice having a goldfish-like memory.

Also: Mike Johnson is bringing his unique book of fairy tales to the Speakership. 

He’s gonna turn to the Bible when making decisions that involve legislation.

What could go wrong?

(Hint: see Iran.)

After picking on Republicans, the Idiots move their mockery to Democrats. 

The DNC is shoving Biden down our collective throats, and in order to do so will skip states like Iowa and New Hampshire during the primaries. Because why give the people a say in who leads them?

Finally, it’s another round of, “Is this the most frivolous lawsuit, ever?”

A 20-year-old man got on a booze cruise, something an underage person shouldn’t have been able to do, got drunk, and jumped overboard.

His family should be upset by the fact he was allowed on the boat, but apparently their ire is directed at the crew that didn’t risk their own lives by jumping in after him.

Odd.

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