Last week, we talked about George Piano who had more surgery mishaps during one procedure than anyone should have in a lifetime.

Well, Kimberly McCormick said, “Hold my beer.”

She took her coupon-clipping ways to Mexico for some elective surgery, and though she’s up there in years (no age is given, but she looks to be between 70 and 80), the “hospital” (term used loosely) decided to give her breast implants and a Brazilian Butt Lift. 

Point of note: she was not interested in either of those things.

You know, sometimes it’s best to spend more for quality work.

Next up, the always amusing Please Don’t Destroy made another video for Saturday Night Live. Timothée Chalamet was the host, and the video involved the trio of comedians stumbling across Timmy’s musician character contemplating self-harm. 

Somewhere along the way, they made a pretty funny Hamas joke…

It’s clickbait at its worst. 

Moving on, Charissa Thompson admitted to making up stories while reporting on the sidelines of NFL games, which apparently sent “Shockwaves” through the system.

Oh shut up.

Sports interviews are the worst, most meaningless pieces of fluff, and Charissa nailed it with her fakery. 

Team Thompson all the way.

Finally, George Santos isn’t running for re-election… or is he?

And finally, Vince Ricci defended his family from criminals, and when the cops didn’t do their job, he yelled at them.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

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