Ah, youth.

You’re young, stupid, and you know everything.

And you’re not supporting Joe Biden in 2024, because he didn’t cancel your student debt, end climate change, or magically snap his fingers and solve all the world’s problems.

I guess Congress doesn’t exist in their world.

Also: a serial killer promised victims buried treasure, but ended up murdering them.

Who saw that coming?

Amazon and the Tolkien estate withstood the world’s dumbest (and funniest) lawsuit, and Jonathan Majors ignored more red flags than the power company puts down before you dig, and ended up jobless.

Finally: nathan made the New York Post. 

Because when all the world’s problems have been solved, you focus your outrage on a comedian telling marital jokes on TikTok.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

Find Jake at @jakevevera

Find nathan at nathantimmel.com