This week, the idiots discuss the whopping 70% drop in value Twitter has suffered since Elon Musk bought the app. 

Is now the time to buy? Jake thinks so, but we’re not finance experts, so don’t listen to us.

(Then again, Jim Cramer is an idiot, and people listen to him, so how much worse can we be?)

Also: Ashli Babbitt’s family has filed a $30 million lawsuit against the U.S. government. I don’t know who the lawyer is, but I’m guessing he’s 100% the guy Denzel’s character was based on in Philadelphia.

(“The entire street is clear, except for one small area under construction. This huge hole that is clearly marked and blocked off, right? You decide you must cross the street at this spot, no other. You fall into the hole. Now you wanna sue the city for negligence, right?”

“Yes. Do I have a case?”

“Yeah. Yeah, of course you got a case.”)

The LGBT community has a fringe element now, Sean Hannity has left NYC because of Trump tax legislation, and ISIS has it in for Iran.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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