Shocking news: Republicans and Democrats are close to agreement on a comprehensive bill that would overhaul immigration and add safety and security at the Southern border.

Not shocking news: Republicans might tank the vote, because then they can campaign by yelling, “Immigrants are coming!” and scare dumb people.

Also: the Navy lowered its recruitment standards, causing Jake to tell tales of his time in the military. 

And: are lab grown diamonds worthless?

Yes, but only because all diamonds are worthless.

By the time this airs, we’ll know what happens, but as I type: GO LIONS!

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