Jon Stewart is back!

And he was great.

He took on hypocrisy and stupidity on all sides…

…so naturally, crybaby Democrats were upset, because no one should point out Biden’s failings. 

Also: When you’re famous, you can fail all you want, and people will still throw money at you. Case in point, Meghan Markel has signed a contract for her already-failed-once podcast. 

Speaking of failure… The Tesla Cybertruck—the ugliest vehicle in existence—is rusting. Which is good, because if you were dumb enough to buy one, you deserve everything that goes wrong with it.

In bigger news: the FBI has indicted the Republican’s hero informant. The claims we all knew were false regarding the Biden crime syndicate fell apart faster than cotton candy in water. 

Not that that will make a difference to dumb people.

They’ll still believe whatever they want, because anger is easier than information. 

Finally: immigrants scammed the Church of England, Republicans botched a border bill, and Lyft exposed the stock marked as a place rife with stupid. 

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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