Are contemporary fascists and communists in practice all ultimately moderates due to the political climate that has narrowed around capitalism since Soviet collapse? We discuss that question, as well as why the rightwing are bold whilst the socialist left are pessimistic and tribal, the purpose of the Labour Party, and ask why socialists are masochistically loyal to organisations who hate them. This episode also includes commentary on 'stuck culture', living in times of social decay, why rightwing women are more likely to acknowledge male violence than socialist women, and the imagined scenario of Keir Starmer shitting in Jeremy Corbyn's house.