00:00 Introductions

01:32 Biden Drops Out

08:32 Trump’s Shooter

16:59 Trump’s Ear

19:50 Shiloh Pitt

26:25 WNBA vs. USA

28:49 Rebel Wilson

—We say “hi” to Michael Cuske, and have a very brief discussion about the documentary, The Decline of Western Civilization, part 2, The Metal Years, and marvel at the fact Chris Holmes of W.A.S.P is still alive.

—Well, when you go on vacation, you miss the big stories. Joe Biden withdrew from the presidential race, leaving America with Kamala Harris. Oddly enough, Kamala has injected enthusiasm into the contest, this despite the fact she was a horrible candidate in 2020, and an unpopular vp for the past four years.

(Note: the Idiots admit to being shills for George Soros in this section. The secret is out!)

—Updates on the failings of the Secret Service, the excellence of security at a Taylor Swift concert, and all that went wrong that fateful day in Pennsylvania. 

—Why are MAGA cultists so insane? Gauze on their ears? Posers. 

—Shiloh Pitt (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie’s daughter) is throwing a tantrum, and taking out advertising so the can share her thoughts with the world.

—Oh, the rage of being jilted.

Fantastic. 

—Rebel Wilson wants attention. So much so, she was willing to go after Sacha Baron Cohen in her autobiography.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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