While 9 out of 10 podcasters don't drop a podcast this Monday because of Labor Day, it's business as usual for the ever so diligent Danish and O'Neill. Hell, we even brought in crowd favorite and Boner City bad boy, Andrew DeWitt, for good measure in what became an instant classic episode. O'Neill opened the show talking about his latest adventure in the park (not a mountain lion story, unfortunately). He also revealed some secret information (shhhh, no girls allowed). We discussed a father's plea on a health forum about his son's big dingus. Danish tells of how he heard about a young Mexican boy who purposely got a Guy Fieri haircut. Danish also tells of a crime he witnessed in Whole Foods. There's a much needed Jared "Chomo" Fogle update. All three of us lose our f'in minds over yoni massages. A story about a man having his way with a McChicken sandwich also caused mass chaos. Deadly hickies are discussed. Lastly, a Ohio man was arrested for trying to pork a minivan. Get ready cause this episode will knock your socks and brassieres off.