What do you really gain by speeding in a snowstorm? Is the risk really worth saving that measly five minutes on your drive? Patience will save you much more in the long run. Plus, O.W. breaks the stigma on tanning beds, at least in places where the sun doesn’t appear for months at a time. It’s not some cancer machine, it’s a small way to experience the warm glow of summer, deep in the clutches of an Up North winter.

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