00:00 Introductions

00:36 Online Crush

01:41 Alex Jones

07:54 Rosanne Barr

15:41 Janet Jackson

28:50 Trump Watches

34:32 RFK Jr.

37:34 Tim Pool

—Andy Fisher joins the Idiots this week.

—Jake has a fan! And we think it’s a man! And that’s OK! 

(Jake got a nice compliment, which we discuss up front.)

—A judge has ordered the auctioning off of all of Alex Jones’ possessions. Or, at least, everything relating to Info Wars.

Which is glorious.

It’s lovely when bad things happen to deserving people.

Will this end him?

No. Sadly, he’ll be just fine. He’ll start over in a basement, just like us, and people will send him money, because he tells the TRUTH about lizard people and inter dimensional lizard people!

—Rosanne, not the one from the cheesy Toto song, is discussed. Sadly, she is legit brain damaged, and shouldn’t be paraded around to be laughed at. 

She also shouldn’t be listened to when it comes to any form of advice, be it political, educational, or how to secure velcro shoes.

—She’s not as insane as Rosanne, but she’s apparently just as dumb… Janet Jackson thought Kamala Harris is white. After saying stupid things to a reporter, her manager issued an apology… 

…and then Janet fired him for apologizing!

It’s hilarious, and bizarre, and a good reason we shouldn’t (ever) turn to celebrities for advice. 

(Hey, that line sounds familiar. Didn’t I just write that?)

—Every week, Trump puts out new merch, and we are so, so very jealous.

(Hey, Russia! Ignore Tim Pool! Bribe us! Our listening ears are on!)

Well, now it’s Trump watches, and the FAQ section of the product is the best things you’ll ever read.

—Every week, RFK Jr. proves himself to be a bigger and bigger a-hole. 

First he fights to get taken off ballots in swing states; now he’s trying to get added to the ballot in New York.

He seems hellbent on cheating on his wife, and making Democracy a thing of the past.

Maybe Tim Walz’s third-cousins twice removed that he’s never met don’t like him, but RFK’s siblings have come out to apologize for their brother. 

That’s saying something. 

—It must be beautiful to lack any semblance of self awareness.

Tim Pool, the dimwit who had no clue he was a Russian asset, tried to insult Paramore for being uneducated. 

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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