This week on "The Local News", hosts Tommy Johnagin and Alex Stone report on a guy who tried to get out of a "conspiracy" charge by shooting himself in the leg, debate if you're allowed to have fake limbs while incarcerated, a woman who claimed to me Mother Mary after getting into a high-speed car chase, a man who didn't poop for 37 days, a local hero who stopped human trafficking, and then wrap up the podcast with a "Local Sex" story that does involve lady viagra (kinda), but yet again doesn't involve sex.