Sorry guys. Looks like Australia has fallen. Or #australiahasfallen at least. The most annoying hashtag since the last one - with Americans making up total nonsense to dramatise the pandemic handling in Australia with dramatic claims of jailing people for leaving their houses and being carted off for thought crimes. It's ridiculous. But equally as ridiculous as the clowns in the USA making up stories are the antilockdown lunatics here who happily corroborate this nonsense and even add fuel the fire, lying blatantly to camera to fire up the punters and get more money in the coffers. I mean, Americans think we ride kangaroos to school so it's not surprising they would make up some weird tale of our dystopian lives - but Aussies are in on it too. Shameless.

But we still love you America. Why? Theme parks and liquid cheese. A truly indispensable country.