00:00 Introductions

01:00 Donald Trump

10:06 Elon Musk

18:36 Afghanistan

25:55 Winter Tips

32:35 Netflix

—He’s back!

Donald Trump is president again, and things are going just swimmingly. 

Remember that whole, “I have no idea what Project 2025 is?”

Lol, ah, good times.

What lies.

Well, the Project 2025 is in full effect, with Trump signing a slew of executive orders, all designed to lower the price of eggs.

No more DEI, pausing federal hiring, and, in a bold move, raising the price of medication for those in need, and granting pardons to people who assault police officers. 

—We turn to the live YouTube comments, and someone asked what we thought of Elon Musk and his very blatant Nazi salute. 

Live chat was moving fast, so we handle a lot of comments here. 

—Well, once again, we’re hanging our allies out to dry.

Whenever we enter another country, we tell the citizens, “Hey, help us. We’re the good guys. We’ll take care of you in the back end.”

And then we never, never, do. 

We just leave them.

How/why anyone trusts us is beyond me.

(Jake gets pretty upset by this story.)

—How do you survive the bitter winter chill? We have an article full of tips for you. 

And no lie, number one is important. 

(So stay tuned.)

Side note: We do briefly touch up on the TikTok ban, and why it’s stuuuuuupid. 

—Netflix is raising their prices.

Again.

Which is why I cancelled them years ago.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

Find Jake at @jakevevera

Find nathan at nathantimmel.com