“My name is Gary Googliano, me hope you will enjoy episode Sixty-Three, me know the only reason that me am here is so these German Day Paraders can get a spicy kick out of my stereotyped accent, but whatever, they can go eat human butt-holes on a gay lake-beach. Also, they told me that if me did not promote this pretzel-bread of a podcast they would feed me to the soul of Lusitania Grizzlowski and his nasty aunt Celeste, so subscribe to the pod or they will tell Vodky the drinking car. Write a review or they will force me to watch Draggy the Wishiest Dragon II, and go to jerkpractice.com and @jerkpracticepod on Facebook so that their stalk may rise and they stop beating me. Oh ma lorda me! Oh mama me ahh! me almost forgotta Have a Good Night Court on iTunes and Googliani Playa, doot doot doo… call the police!

“No Englishman ever called me a Scotch!”