The Functional Nerds Podcast

Episode 662-With S.A. Barnes


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This week on the podcast, Patrick and Tracy welcome S.A. Barnes, author of Cold Eternity.

About Cold Eternity: Halley is on the run from an interplanetary political scandal that has put a huge target on her back. She heads for what seems like the perfect place to lay low: a gigantic space barge storing the cryogenically frozen bodies of Earth’s most fortunate citizens from more than a century ago…

The cryo program, created by trillionaire tech genius Zale Winfeld, is long defunct, and the AI hologram “hosts,” ghoulishly created in the likeness of Winfeld’s three adult children, are glitchy. The ship feels like a crypt, and the isolation gets to Halley almost immediately. She starts to see figures crawling in the hallways, and there’s a constant scraping, slithering, and rattling echoing in the vents.

It’s not long before Halley realizes she may have gotten herself trapped in an even more dangerous situation than the one she was running from..

About S.A. Barnes: S.A. BARNES works in a high school library by day, recommending reads, talking with students, and removing the occasional forgotten cheese stick as bookmark. Barnes has published numerous novels across different genres under the pen name Stacey Kade. She lives in Illinois with more dogs and books than is advisable and a very patient husband.

This week’s picks:

  • Stacey #1: Murderbot Trailer (AppleTV)
  • Stacey #2: Ludwig (BritBox)
  • Tracy: The Expanse S2
  • Patrick: Mobland (Paramount+)
  • Links:

    • S.A. Barnes on Instagram
    • Tracy Townsend on BluSky
    • Patrick Hester on Instagram
    • The Functional Nerds Patreon Page
    • © 2025 Patrick Hester

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